Chapter 160: Xiao Tian, Silly Yudie! Stupid Feng Yudie! Stinky Feng Yudie!

Gudu Gudu…

Water flowed into his ears, and Ye Anping felt an unpleasant buzzing, making it difficult to hear what the two people on the water were talking about. He could barely catch snippets of the conversation, a mix of “woo hoo uh uh,” and his spiritual awareness couldn’t penetrate the layer of spiritual energy floating on the water’s surface.

After some hesitation, he focused on observing the flawless body before him. The water in the Spiritual Pond was crystal clear, and without the radiant spiritual energy on the surface, one could see the bottom directly. Therefore, Xiao Yunluo’s body was fully exposed to him under the water.

Reflected in the water, Xiao Yunluo’s slender waist swayed gently with the flow, her abdomen devoid of excess flesh, fair and firm, glowing with a soft radiance from the spiritual energy layer on the water.

Ye Anping suddenly noticed that the bodies of the girls around him were almost identical, perfect, except for slight differences in their navels.

Li Longling’s belly button was improperly tied and crescent-shaped, while Xiao Yunluo’s was symmetrically round, similar to his junior sister’s.

Curious about Feng Yudie, he turned to look, only to notice a golden strand emerging from Xiao Yunluo’s belly button. He was confused, squinted, and realized it was a cluster of golden hair growing from Xiao Yunluo’s belly button.

Was it an illusion or something in the water? Suddenly, the hair started growing again.

The next moment, Ye Anping felt he could hear a “chirp” sound and a head emerged from Xiao Yunluo’s navel, locking eyes with him.

“…”

Oh, it was this peculiar little fellow.

Although Ye Anping remained composed, Xiao Tian’s actions strained him. The air in his lungs rushed out, and he began floating towards the water’s surface. Simultaneously, his feet exerted force to ascend.

…

On the water, Xiao Yunluo sensed Ye Anping attempting to resurface. Seeing Feng Yudie nearby, she added more force to keep him submerged.

“Ye Anping!! What are you doing? Don’t move! The second fool is still here!”

She didn’t want others to discover her bathing with Ye Anping. However, he struggled to stay submerged, making it challenging for her. She shouted towards Feng Yudie,

“Second fool! Get ashore quickly!”

“Ah!”

Feng Yudie looked puzzled, pressing her chin with a pitiful expression. Senior Sister Xiao had driven her away, and now Senior Sister Xiao wanted to eject her again.

Why?

“Senior Sister Xiao, what did I do? Why are you so displeased with me… I don’t think I did anything to make you angry?”

“Don’t worry about it!! Just turn your back to me first!”

“Why?” Feng Yudie tilted her head. “Senior Sister Xiao, are you injured? I can help you heal.”

“Not me…”

Gudu Gudu Gudu…

Suddenly, numerous bubbles emerged on the water before Xiao Yunluo’s chest, causing her voice to stop abruptly. The west wind rustled, leaving only the sound of bubbling in the pool.

Feng Yudie was stunned for quite a while, suddenly understanding why Xiao Yunluo asked her to leave.

“Senior Sister Xiao, so you want to play a prank! It’s okay… I don’t mind. When I was a child, I used to bathe with my master, and after eating fried fairy beans, I would keep making bubbles. My master would immediately throw me out of the pool and hang me on a tree as soon as I bubbled up.”

?

Could she even talk about that?

Xiao Yunluo’s lips were slightly parted, her face livid, unsure what to say.

“…”

Feng Yudie looked nostalgic, leaning on the back of her head, floating on the pool, looking at the sky, and sighing,

“But I still miss it. I used to take a shower with Master, and Master would rub my back. It’s a pity that Master left two years ago.”

Then, she grinned at Xiao Yunluo, asking again,

“Senior Sister Xiao, do you want me to rub your back? I have excellent skills, and I can rub it very clean. Hehe——”

“I…”

Xiao Yunluo was about to refuse, but at this moment, Ye Anping couldn’t hold it any longer. He grabbed her hand, and a white dragon emerged from the water.

Wow——

The handsome white dragon leaped out of the water, its waist-length black hair drawing a dark arc on the surface.

“Ha–”

Ye Anping took a deep breath, swept his hair back with his hand, and at the same time, Xiao Tian also emerged from the water, approaching his ear and grumbling,

“Young man Ye, you still claim you can’t see me? You were scared by me. Haha~~ Admit it, you can see me! You and Yudie are both masters of the Heavenly Scroll, a perfect match decreed by heaven!”

“…”

Ye Anping ignored it, controlled his breathing, and glanced at Feng Yudie, who looked astonished. Then, he came up with an excuse — he wasn’t scared by Xiao Tian, but because he saw Xiao Yunluo and couldn’t control his breath. So, he turned to Xiao Yunluo and said coldly,

“Senior Sister Xiao, don’t be deceived by the white foam on the surface. It’s just a layer of water and wood spiritual mist. The water below is obvious.”

“Ah!”

Xiao Yunluo pondered for a moment before reacting. She looked incredulously at the aura filled with foam in her arms, quickly pinched her nose, and dipped her head into the water for a look. Seeing the clarity beneath the water, she remembered the position between her and Ye Anping. Her cheeks instantly got red.

“Woo——”

But then again, was it because Ye Anping had seen her that he was upset and couldn’t control his breath?

Xiao Yunluo turned her head for an underwater view and looked at Ye Anping. However, by this time, Ye Anping had already walked towards the shore, and she could only see a pair of tight buttocks.

Although it’s just buttocks… but…

Gudu – Gudu Gudu –

Xiao Yunluo suddenly felt a burst of blood mist drifting in front of her eyes, and the pool water rushed into her mouth and nose.

“Cough cough cough——”

Xiao Yunluo desperately waved her hands, trying to float up, but the more she struggled, the more she sank.

“Help… Cough cough cough-gulu gulu gulu-“

Ye Anping glanced at Xiao Yunluo, who was in commotion under the water, thinking she wouldn’t drown for a while. It could conveniently divert Feng Yudie’s attention. He then looked at Feng Yudie and said,

“Senior Sister Feng, good evening. Senior Sister Xiao is drowning. Why don’t you go and save her?”

“…”

Feng Yudie looked at Ye Anping’s upper body protruding from the water, wondering, Was Young Master Ye’s body so different from mine?

The abdominal muscles were evident, and the waist was wide, exuding a sense of strength. She was stunned for a while, feeling strange, but wanted to watch a bit longer.

Looking at Feng Yudie’s fixed gaze, Ye Anping raised his eyebrows and asked,

“Is it good-looking?”

“Yeah, Master Ye, your body looks quite good, but not as good as mine.” Feng Yudie grinned, “Hehe——”

Ye Anping’s corner of the mouth twitched, and he added,

“Do you want Senior Sister Xiao to drown in this bath, or do you want to continue looking at me?”

!!

“Oh!!”

Only then did Feng Yudie react, quickly dog-paddling towards Xiao Yunluo, pulling her out of the water, and letting her lean on her?

“Ah… Cough cough cough——”

“Senior Sister Xiao, calm down!! Breathe – breathe slowly…”

“Cough——”

After pulling Xiao Yunluo out of the water, Feng Yudie looked towards Ye Anping, but he had already disappeared. Under the starry sky, however, an arc of spiritual energy was drawn.

After a moment of daze, Feng Yudie suddenly realized, looking down at the weak Xiao Yunluo leaning on her shoulder, still spitting water, and weakly said,

“Senior Sister Xiao, you should have told me you were privately meeting with Young Master Ye. If you had, I wouldn’t have come down. I would have just left.”

“I… Cough cough cough——”

Her words so angered Xiao Yunluo that her vision turned black. After taking a few breaths, her eyes suddenly rolled back, and she fainted.

“Ah… Sister Xiao, please wake up!”

Xiao Tian, floating in the air, watching Ye Anping leave, floated back with a black line on his face. Seeing that Xiao Yunluo was fine, he said,

“Yudie, is Young Master Ye’s body good-looking?”

“Huh! It’s quite good-looking. I’ve never seen a man’s body before.”

Xiao Tian nodded in satisfaction and explained,

“Hmph~ A man’s body has a natural sense of strength, and most women are attracted to this sense of strength. Did you ever think it would feel very safe if he could hold you?”

Feng Yudie pondered for a while, shook her head, and said,

“No, it’s just a little wider and a little thicker. How can you feel safe? Safety comes from…”

“And!”

“He saw all of me, and I saw all of him.” Feng Yudie put her hands on her hips and said proudly, “I’m not at a loss, huh!”

“No, you…you didn’t see everything.”

“Why didn’t I see everything? I saw one belly, two breasts, one head, two hands, everything.”

“He also has…”

“What else?”

“Besides…”

Xiao Tian pursed his lips and recalled what he had seen under the water, his face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and he immediately leaned back and jumped into the water.

“Don’t ask me!! Silly Yudie! Stupid Yudie! Stinky Yudie!!!”

“?”

Feng Yudie had a black line on her face, shook her head, and sighed,

“Why is everyone scolding me? Only Young Master Ye still calls me Senior Sister Feng. Hey – but Junior Sister Pei also likes to call me Second Fool, which sounds quite sweet and intimate, hehe…”

…

The silver moon was shining, and the night wind was rustling. Ye Anping stepped on the flying sword, dressing and wielding the sword simultaneously, harboring a resentment with nowhere to vent.

He came for a bath to settle his cultivation, but now, not only did his cultivation not settle, but he also consumed some of his spiritual energy for Xiao Yunluo. However, there was an unexpected gain.

Xiao Yunluo told him that Yun Xi considered him and Pei Lianxue, his father’s illegitimate children. The Moon Shadow Sword Sect incident had two prerequisite tasks in the game.

First, in the main plot of Emperor Sect, completing Yun Xi’s series of tasks and having a cultivation level at the mid-stage of the foundation building.

Second, picking up a broken sword in the Wuxing Town Inn of the “Emperor Sect” in the Central Region.

He hadn’t even touched the two preliminary tasks. Yun Xi took the initiative to come to him.

Without a doubt, if he and Pei Lianxue went to see Yun Xi, it would directly skip the second prerequisite task and force them into the Moon Shadow Sword Sect incident.

The rewards for the Moon Shadow Sword Sect mission were generous. The two sets of sword techniques he and Pei Lianxue learned were rewards for the series of missions. However, it was too early, and they needed to wait until both reached the mid or late stages of foundation building. He decided to ignore it temporarily.

Currently, there are two things to do, cure Li Longling’s eyes and take Liang Zhu and his daughter back to the Hundred Lotus Sect for a peaceful stay. After that, he could retreat with his junior sisters and wait for the plot line of the Emperor Sect to unfold before planning the Moon Shadow Sword Sect matters.

Lost in thoughts about plans, he unconsciously returned to Duchun City. Seeing that lights were dim in the Jiang Mansion and the guards in the corridor were yawning, he secretly climbed over the back wall, returning like a scoundrel who had an affair in the middle of the night. He arrived at the window of his bedroom quietly.

Realizing there was no light in the bedroom, he assumed his junior sister was already asleep.

Walking to the bedroom door, he noticed a small gap in the wooden door, probably because his junior sister was afraid he wouldn’t be able to enter the room at night, so she deliberately left a gap.

“Sigh–“

He sighed, gently pushed the door open wider, squeezed in, and then tried to close it without making a sound, locking it securely.

Squeak–click–

Moonlight penetrated the paper window into the room, half desolate and half cold. When he reached the bedside, Ye Anping found that the bed where he and his junior sister usually slept now had two people lying on it. The quilt had two bulges, one large and one small.

“Hiss–“

Propping himself on the bed, he pulled back a corner of the quilt and discovered that Liang Ahting was now nestled in his junior sister’s arms like a maggot. Before, he had suggested that his junior sister try caring for Liang Ahting, but he didn’t expect her to sleep with the girl directly.

The bed was insignificant, and Ahting and his junior sister slept on it. Where would he sleep?

Ye Anping felt somewhat helpless and asked, “Where do I sleep?”

“Squeeze!”

“Fine.”

He answered softly, then took off his shoes and prepared to climb onto the bed, squeezing Ahting in the middle. However, as soon as he got into bed, Ahting, who was still asleep, suddenly raised her hand and punched him in the face. The little girl even used spiritual energy in the punch, and the punch made a loud sound.

Reacting quickly, he dodged, but his face was left with black lines. He reached out, preparing to grab Liang Ahting by the back of her collar and throw her out of the room. However, as soon as he reached out, Liang Ahting quickly clung to Pei Lianxue’s waist.

“Miss my mother!! I want to be with my mother… Suck-oo-”

Two big tears seeped out from the corners of her closed eyes.

“Ye Anping paused momentarily, then realized that Liang Zhu adopted this girl and was probably a child of refugees. He twisted his brows, exhaled, and gently lay down beside her.

“This girl is quite something…”

Boom–

Liang Ahting suddenly rolled over, and an elbow approached Ye Anping’s face. Fortunately, Ye Anping reacted quickly and raised his hand to catch it, preventing the blow from hitting his nose.

Ye Anping’s eye twitched. He gave Liang Ahting a disdainful look but couldn’t hold back. He stood up, lifted Liang Ahting by the back of her collar, carried her from the bed, walked to the bedroom door, placed her outside the door, and then closed the door with force.

Snap–

The sound of the closing door made Liang Ahting shiver. She rubbed her eyes drowsily and woke up. She looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings for a long time, then walked back to her yard in a daze.

After lying back on the bed, Pei Lianxue didn’t say much. She snuggled into her senior brother’s arms and asked, “Senior brother, tomorrow I will start teaching Ahting to practice. I just talked to her, and she agreed, looking very happy.”

“Does Brother Liang know?”

“I told Brother Liang, and he agreed. Ahting’s cultivation will be fully entrusted to me.”

Brother Liang, hope you don’t regret it… Ye Anping flattened his mouth and didn’t say much. After all, he was watching from the side. It was fine as long as Junior Sister didn’t get Ahting into trouble. If Junior Sister wanted to try it, let her do it. Pain might be beneficial for Ahting.

“Well… go to sleep, good night. Senior brother, after a few days of rest, I will help Li Longling with her eyes.”

“Well, I’ll go too.”

“Um…”

Ye Anping nodded without much thought. Little did he know that just now, Liang Ahting had asked Pei Lianxue about the little book, reminding her that her senior brother had asked her to bring it and inquire with Senior Sister Xiao. Coincidentally, they would go together in a few days.

“Um…”

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