I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
Chapter 96 Table of contents

When Cheong suddenly came to his senses, he was standing in the middle of the guest room.

Cheong naturally settled down and shouted.

“Here you go! Jumsoi!”

“Yes, Soger. “I’m going!”

Jeomsoy appeared, shouting loudly.

“Here are two servings of raw meat kimchi stew, and please add ham sari. And coke, cold. “It’s not hot.”

“Sorry, Soje, but this guesthouse operates a kiosk.”

“ah. yes.”

Cheong stood up with an embarrassed expression.

Really, there’s nowhere that’s not a kiosk these days.

But if you’re going to do this, why are you pretending to take my order?

Cheong grumbled and returned after ordering.

Then, a dull pain surged from my lower abdomen.

Cheong thought.

Stay quiet. You have to pay attention.

Cheong, who was suppressing the signal with great force, rested his chin on the table and looked around.

As he was now accustomed to life in the central plains, he was proud to be as knowledgeable as the uncivilized locals, especially when it came to guest culture.

Nonetheless, this guesthouse was truly unique.

The room was all made of stone, with a gray floor, walls, and even the table and chairs.

It’s as if the inside of a stone mountain was carved out.

On the other hand, it felt like I was in an unfinished building without any sculptures or decorations.

I wonder if this is the emotional guest cup.

But hasn’t this become outdated?

To say it was out of fashion, the guesthouse was full of guests.

It’s almost full.

what. It’s the owner’s heart.

As long as the room is nice and the food is delicious.

Meanwhile, the food was brought out and quickly put on the table.

The kimchi stew and white rice I had been longing for.

Cheong took a spoonful of kimchi stew and put it in his mouth.

I boiled well-aged kimchi and the spicy and thick soup went down my esophagus in one gulp.

Oh my goodness! Cheong’s eyes rolled around.

Cheong immediately went into a combative meal.

Soak the rice in the juice, mix it thoroughly, add a piece of aged paper, a piece of tofu, a piece of lean meat, scoop up a generous spoonful, and take a bite until your mouth is full!

Then, I crack open a can of cool cola and gulp it down while feeling the sound of carbonated soda popping with my tongue!

A firework exploded in Cheong’s head.

Yes, this taste! This is completely the style of my house.

I really missed you so much.

I had a really hard time.

It tasted like tears would come out, no, tears actually flowed.

“What, why?”

Cheong wiped away the tears that were flowing.

But tears were tears and a meal was a meal.

Even though Cheong was crying uncontrollably, he ate his food without resting his hands.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, king. Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Crying, eating, crying, eating is a complete mess.

However, his hand movements became very clumsy.

I sprinkled seaweed powder on it and mixed it, and mixed the tofu, kimchi, meat, and ham as many times as possible and thoroughly soaked the rice.

Originally, kimchi stew consisted of two bowls of rice.

Cheong once again fought with food over the second bowl of rice he scooped out himself.

“Whew. I ate well. “Hyung.”

Cheong stroked his stomach with puffy eyes.

Even though I ate like that, my stomach was slim.

After that, I felt relieved.

I couldn’t tell if it was because the food was delicious or because I cried so hard.

He overcame his sima by eating a meal and crying at the same time.

He leaned awkwardly on the chair.

It’s a bit disappointing. Is there anything else?

Then, before I knew it, I found a stone slab sitting on the table.

When I looked into it, I saw that the guest menu was drawn in a large format on the screen on the stone tablet.

ah. tablet. There are a lot of houses like this these days.

But was there something like this originally?

But why bother ordering from a kiosk?

Cheong skillfully manipulated the stone tablet.

Soon, Jeomsoy was pushing the cart and putting down all kinds of desserts, and it was a feast of cakes that filled the table.

It was a plethora of cheesecakes, starting with tiramisu, shiny rare cheese coated with sugar, New York cheese on a crispy sheet, and deep-baked Basque.

In addition, the chocolate chiffon and fondant au chocolat are slightly cracked and the hot filling leaks out. A mousse cake that can be classified as a crepe-style cake with strawberry whipped cream and elegant milk cream without decoration, and a bread with layers of dough and cream.

Eclairs with different colored toppings are arranged neatly in a straight line, pancakes soaked in maple syrup, opera, waffles, and brûlée, custards with brownies, pies, tarts, macarons, cannoles, meringues, and castella, pressed tightly. Even baked croissants… …

In addition, a whopping 31.01 fl oz Trenta-sized iced Americano was in Cheong’s hand, and it was the birth of a dessert slayer that no one in the world could stop.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet again.

When I was feeling relieved after eating a lot and crying, my mood crashed due to more than a lethal amount of sugar, which was a terrible symptom of martial arts poisoning called sugar high.

Then a thought suddenly occurred to me.

Since when did I like sweet things this much?

Cheong’s hand stopped.

Mermalade made from melted apples flowed out of the pie I was about to bite into.

Before leaving the country, I didn’t necessarily avoid sweets.

But I didn’t really eat anything.

Sweets were the taste of my current body.

If this is the case, isn’t there something dangerous?

“Hey, Mr. “I thought I’d enjoy it a little more.”

Cheong threw down what he was holding.

At the same time, it releases the power that was constricting the dantian.

Daejeong Seon-gong, who had been making a fuss by repeatedly poking his lower abdomen, was relieved.

That quiet yet clear and bright energy flowed down my spine and towards my brain.

The eight practices of Buddhism are called the Eightfold Path.

And the first of these was called right view, which means seeing the world correctly.

Thus, Cheong recognized the illusion.

What I was seeing, hearing, and feeling right now was not reality.

Cheong quenched his appetite.

Well, I ate kimchi stew anyway.

I’ll be able to hold out for another three years.

When I get back to Shinnyeomun, I’ll have to try making kimchi.

Wouldn’t it be okay to roughly soak cabbage in salt water, then apply chopped green onions, garlic, onions and peppers and bury it?

If it doesn’t work out, come back here.

But, what on earth is going on?

Cheong had a very, very belated question.

From the beginning, Daejeongseonggong’s true spirit was rampant, so it was easy to sense that something was strange.

For now, I suppressed my appetite to satisfy my appetite.

And since I had fun, it was truly the happiest time for the first time in a while.

what. Is it like mental hallucination magic?

Was there something like that in martial arts?

When I saw you, Master, you could shoot fire out of your hands, fly around on a sword, and do everything else.

Plus hallucination magic.

So what is the difference between martial arts and Harry Potter?

It flies, shoots fire, shows hallucinations, and even has Maddoos who are public enemies.

Is it just martial arts when all these chinese bastards come out?

It was the greatest creation in human history and an unholy idea that would make the world’s 80.93 billion martial arts enthusiasts foam at the mouth and scream.

While Cheong was thinking this, he walked out of the guesthouse.

And when I stepped out of the guesthouse, the scenery changed again.

Inside Daejeon, a palace with a high ceiling.

It was as if each person was sitting on a throne that stood tall.

I thought about the familiar face, as if I had seen it somewhere, and it turned out to be the elite Madou of the Demonic Cult.

One demon was sitting on a high throne and eating fruit given by a beautiful woman, another was sitting on a high throne receiving bows from silk-clad ministers, and another demon was sitting on a high throne… …

Cheong frowned.

“No, you bastards. Why are they all destined to become kings? “Is there anything a little novel?”

That’s because most of the powerful people in the Demonic Cult dreamed of becoming kings.

After the unification of the Central Plains, I received the crown and ruled over a province, and I wanted to eat well and live well.

Cheong took out the fortune teller.

I thought it would help me come to my senses when I was losing my senses.

I want to ascend to the heavens and send them to the Pure Land of Paradise, where the high immortals are.

That was when Cheong was approaching the nearby throne with an evil smile.

“Please stop.”

A young voice stopped Cheong.

Cheong turned his head.

The evil smile remained the same.

“Hey. Isn’t it Seungju? Are you glad to see this? I already wanted to see our Seungju’s face. And look at what’s in that face.”

Ji Seung-ju looked at Cheong’s smile and Bokshinjeok alternately and hesitated to step back.

Then he spoke urgently.

“If you kill me, you will be trapped in this camp forever. Is that still okay?”

“huh? Jin?”

“Illusion will never end.” It is the evil method of the blood tribe belonging to the tribe of the blood religion of the past. “I’m sure you’ve heard the name.”

“huh? “What do you mean?”

Cheong asked again.

Ji Seung-ju looked at Cheong with trembling eyes.

His eyes were shaking with surprise, wondering how there could be such an ignorant person in the world.

“Did you have to explain from there?”

“huh. So, what is the starting method?”

Jinbeop was a type of technique that used natural energy.

It was also an advanced skill that required knowing the geography of heaven and earth, where water veins and spirit veins flow, and even reading the results that appear when twisting the flow.

As a result, humans who entered the true world saw illusions, heard auditory hallucinations, and their five senses were mixed together, becoming aware of unreality and unable to wake up.

“ah. “Is this mess now because of Jinbeop?”

“Illusionless Ending of Return is a terrible exorcism that shows the illusion that humans most want or long for in life.”

“Why is that terrible?”

Cheong asked back in confusion.

Didn’t he eat as much as he wanted right away and even his heart completely healed?

“Because it makes you not want to get out of line. “Eating an illusion is not eating the real thing, and because it stays awake all the time, it becomes a sweet poison that takes people’s lives.”

Cheong tilted his head.

It wasn’t that bad?

As usual, Cheong didn’t just think about it to himself.

“hmm… … . Is that enough?”

“It’s sick. “Oh, I’m sorry.”

Ji Seung-ju immediately apologized.

For some reason, I couldn’t bear it.

I couldn’t understand how that one word could hurt me so much.

“It is so extreme that a person’s mental image comes out and is visible to others. It seems to be a principle that completely dissolves the five elements in the hundred and eight principles, but if you want to find the saengmun among them, you must first find the basic eight trigram axes and seven verse sentences… … ”

“hey.”

Cheong interrupted Ji Seung-ju’s chat.

It was a meaningless sound that I couldn’t understand anyway.

This was the problem with smart guys.

I think everyone else is just as smart as you.

This was also the reason why Cheong evaluated Seolga as the best intellect in the neighborhood.

At least Seolga was always easy to explain.

He’s a smart guy, but he talks about what he knows?

In this case, the Qing already had an effective means at hand.

The most effective way to communicate with the professor was to have a good conversation with the professor.

Cheong said, showing off his fortune.

“Do you want to say something difficult?”

“… … There are five hundred and forty ways to escape the camp, but all but five of them are traps. So it’s virtually impossible to find your way.”

Ji Seung-ju immediately changed his words.

This is because knowledge is high up, but fortune is right in front of you.

“It will happen a long time ago.”

Cheong nodded.

“So, what should I do now?”

“All formations are central, that is. yes. There is a cornerstone. ah. “What is the cornerstone?”

“I know what a cornerstone is, right?”

“That’s amazing.”

“I’m always amazing. “It’s never been anything less than amazing.”

“… … .”

Ji Seung-ju spoke again after a moment of silence.

“We will remove the jinn by moving the cornerstones to the right places in the right order. So, you can move the items as I tell you.”

Then Cheong answered.

“I? why?”

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