I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
Chapter 169 Table of contents

“They are human messengers. What do they say about the bounty? Oh my, everything is broken, broken. “What about that?”

Jeomsoy stamped his feet.

Isn’t there a corner where the strands are somehow caught?

Cheong peeked out from behind the long table that was blocked below to examine the situation.

It was a fight between old and bad.

However, the four were higher in terms of level, so how absolute the level is in martial arts cannot be learned through that fight.

There is no business in front of numbers, so four people were surrounded and sweating.

Even if you are a master, you have to reach some kind of peak to flip the numbers.

If the strong guy was first-class, late-mid, and the rest were first-class, early, second-rate, then the one with the most numbers was at an advantage.

“Oh, which side is that kid over there vomiting blood on? Four people? Nine people?”

“Originally there were eleven people.”

Even though it was dangerous, Jeomsoi was watching intently, so he stuck out his finger and pointed, revealing a pair of people just below the knees under the overturned table.

“Wow, this is life and death. “If you do this.”

They said they were fighting hard, but they couldn’t help but roll their eyes when two out of eleven people died.

It wouldn’t be surprising if the four of them showed an overwhelming display, but since they were constantly on the defensive, even the beasts didn’t hesitate when they had the advantage.

“hmm.”

Four people will die soon, and we may be able to take a few more as bonuses, but in any case, it was a victory for the side with the most numbers.

However, while many of the people’s bad deeds were a bit extravagant, the four were still people with good deeds.

The strong guy who seemed to be the leader among the dogs still had 13 points.

“I’ll use some chopsticks.”

“hmm? “What are you trying to do?”

After the fight, I was going to go out and sort it out.

Cheong suddenly stood up and before he knew it, he crossed his arms in front of his chest with chopsticks in each knuckle.

It was a preparatory action without much meaning.

Dannanah told me to do it, so I tried it.

He manages to throw so many at a time like this.

After shaking the chopsticks back onto the table, Cheong grabbed them one by one and raised his arms repeatedly, throwing them away.

In fact, the chopsticks, which were faster than an arrow, hit the delicate stomach, neck, and back of the hand.

Ouch! Knock! As colorful screams spread, the four people who did not miss the opportunity passed the exam.

The three of them were very honest, but one of them, the younger one, seemed to be a little out of sync, so it was a disappointing success.

How could there be a fight when the supreme transcendental master, who can beat even the supreme master, throws chopsticks that pierce the limbs?

“for a moment! stop! “Save him!”

One chopstick flies and lands the sword of a first-class late master! I hit it.

And then the situation ended.

Excluding the two men whom Cheong had spared because they had two levels of evil karma, eleven people were exterminated.

Among the four, the strongest one politely swung at Cheong.

“Thank you for your help, senior. “I am called the Sculpture Mountain of the Cheongha Military Government, and although it is a shame, I am called the Cheongha Jilpunghyeop in the Gangho.”

“hmm. I was just passing by. “At Seoryang Restaurant, they are called flower beggars.”

Sculpture Mountain’s expression became subtle.

I can’t tell if he’s teasing me or if he just doesn’t want to reveal his identity because he has something on his face.

In any case, it was impossible to tell the woman’s age just by her voice, so even though her demeanor was strange, Jo Jak-san believed that she must be Kang-ho’s senior.

There must be at least one or two eccentric people among Kangho’s writers.

“But what’s going on? Why are we fighting at someone else’s business? What are we going to do with all this damage? “Can’t you see that Mr. Jeomsoi here is crying because he’s sad?”

“Oh my… … . Wow, what should I do with all this… … . I haven’t even paid off my debt to Jeonju yet… … .”

If you don’t have this level of tact, you are not qualified to be a Jeomsoy.

Jeomsoi pretended to wail and fell down on the table and made a crying sound.

“Surely the charlatans won’t harm innocent civilians and get away with it, right?”

“Oh, of course! Look, um. It’s small, but at least get this… … ”

Cheong added after seeing the eunja taken out by Jogaksan.

“It’s really weak.”

“Hmm, I was going to take out more. Because my hands are small, I can’t hold many things… … .”

It was a man’s hand that was big enough for Cheong to see, so it was piled up in front of Eunjakkaena along with lame excuses that didn’t work.

Then Cheong nodded with a satisfied expression and asked.

“By the way, what’s going on?”

“ah. These are my younger brothers, wandering around the rivers and rivers as charlatans. “Maybe that’s why, although it’s embarrassing, the people of Kangho gave us the undeserved title of Cheongha Sahyeop.”

“hmm? Cheongha Sahyeop? Why do I feel familiar?”

“ah! Have you heard of it too? Haha, that’s embarrassing… … ”

Jogaksan scratched the back of his head with a proud look on his face.

It feels like there should be three of us, right?

Why? Is it because the Three Gorges remind me of the wonders of a civilization that has yet to exist?

“So, what do you want me to ask, or how many times?”

“this. sorry. In fact, we are in the middle of chasing a vicious wanted criminal, so why don’t these guys take away the wanted criminal’s appearance just so they can see it for themselves? I sternly admonished him not to do that, but the ruthless guys pulled out their swords… … ”

Of course, we had to listen to the opinions of the eleven people about that as well.

Seeing the two people who were still alive looking at each other with resentment in their eyes, it seemed like they had something to say.

If you feel wronged, you should live a good life.

When Cheong withdrew his gaze, the two lowered their heads sullenly.

“Disguise yourself as a wanted criminal. “Can I have a look too?”

“yep! Seniors. Please wait a moment.”

I thought Cheongha Sahyeop was busy searching through the body, but then he found a piece of paper that had been folded several times and held it out.

When Cheong opened it, he saw that a woman who may or may not have been beautiful was drawn in a realistic manner that did not fit the Chinese painting style.

Unfortunately, disfigurement only applies to unique faces, and depicting a beautiful woman is difficult even in modern productions in Qing’s hometown.

[Sunspot Most Wanted Jinju Eonga Unyeonyoung.]

This criminal is widely wanted because he escaped after murdering an innocent merchant after brutally torturing him.

Five hundred coffins in the area where death can be confirmed

Ten thousand coffins if delivered alive

In case of limb loss, 2,000 tubes per part are deducted.

characteristic

The realm is estimated to be at its peak.

A beauty comparable to the best in the world

Tall, less than six feet tall

However, the body is rich, large, and fleshy.

“What is this?”

Do I look like a pig?

Normally, when a woman with large breasts wears thick cotton clothes, the largest circumference hangs down like a piece, making her torso look unusually large.

This is the reason why Joong-won’s beauty is reluctant to have large breasts, because wearing clothes ruins her womb by making her look unpretty and fat.

Anyway, Cheong felt reassured after confirming that the appearance had been destroyed.

What is this? How can you find me with something like this?

At that time, Cheongha Sahyeop was also looking at the disfigurement.

It was not just one piece of facial hair that the human thief’s gang ripped off.

It was quite common for human hunters to monopolize by cutting off their appearance to hinder their competitors.

Cheongha Sahyeop looked at Cheong with a subtle expression.

Estimated to be the peak. Covered face.

tall. A large, bulky body with a lot of flesh.

Moreover, not only the chest but also the pelvis greatly exceeds the average, making the body look very thick while wearing thick clothes.

“Uh, senior?”

“why?”

“Perhaps, um, no.”

Jogaksan hurriedly turned his horse around.

Asking a woman with her face covered to show her face was an act of rudeness that would not be strange even if it resulted in a knife attack.

When Cheong saw another disfigured figure at Sculpture Mountain, he felt a pang of regret.

ah. You want to find out through this? Is it because of the height?

But do I look like a pig?

By the way, why are you so angry?

What’s wrong with the body looking a bit thick?

Even though I tried so hard to think about it, my stomach was churning and I couldn’t calm down at all.

Wow, are you really mad?

What kind of bastard writes a disgrace like this?

As a chilling energy leaked out from Cheong, Jogaksan swallowed his saliva and let out a trembling voice.

“uh… … Seniors?”

“ah. okay. I know what you’re thinking, but I’m thin. Now, look at this.”

Cheong grabbed the hem of the dress around his waist and rolled it up.

With great strength, the folding hand rolled up the fabric around the waist almost to the point of vacuum packaging, reducing the width to half on both sides.

“ah! What a great thing, hmm. “I didn’t notice because you were wearing thick clothes.”

“After all, it’s because of the clothes, right?”

“Yes, aren’t all winter clothes like that? There has been no shame. “I apologize.”

Sculpture Mountain, which completely dispelled doubts due to the good view, showed the top of its head along with the agenda.

Perhaps that’s why Cheong’s anger slowly melted away.

How can I apologize so politely?

—-

Heuksi was held separately for each administrative province, and in particular, except for the two locations in the east and west or north and south in the large area of ​​Sacheon, one location was held for each province.

In the castle, it is held once every four or five days in different locations, so it would not be wrong to say that it is just an irregular four-day night market.

In any case, people in black clothes suddenly flocked to the black cities of Fujian and its neighbors, Guangdong, Jiangxi, and Zhejiang provinces.

Not a single one of them was a minion, and even a large number of invincible monsters that could not be harmed by swords were swarming around.

“It’s an event in Jinju Village! We are only punishing those who dare to threaten the head of the family! Passengers must hold their weapons above their heads with both hands and escape!”

“We only punish black poetry! Innocent guest, leave her place!”

Since Eon Yeon-yeong was not a fool, there was no reason to accrue resentment by cutting down customers.

Therefore, only black cities and merchants were designated for justification.

The merchants had a lot of luggage, but they probably didn’t bring weapons, and the one who did was considered lucky.

Then the terrified Taoist warriors, commonly known as martial artists, shouted.

“What should a person who has learned martial arts do?”

“You useless bastards! Why do you leave behind good weapons and just wave your arms and legs in an ignorant, stupid, and foolish way? Those retarded bastards who only know which side will be cut off when their arms collide with their swords! “Those who have learned the recommended drink, raise both hands and keep shouting out the name of the recommended drink that you have learned, even if it is herbivorous!”

Then, as they came down from the cliff, the names of herbivorous animals mixed with animal names rang out loudly.

Then this time, the civilians who just came to play shouted again.

“Oh my, Nari! “I am not unmanned!”

“Tsk. At least shout out your hometown and name! Then you will avoid someone’s sword!”

“I am Wang Jun-young from Siheung, Guangdong Province! I am Wang Jun-young from Siheung, Guangdong Province! “I am Wang Jun-yeong from Siheung, Guangdong Province!”

Thanks to this, the sound of cutting and screaming was loud, the sound of stupidly shouting animal names was loud, and the untimely self-introduction was added, creating chaos.

Amidst the burning darkness, an unsuitable, sickly woman took steady, steady steps.

When Eon Yeon-yeong stormed into the central office of Heuksi, the head of the Heukjeom branch in Guangdong shouted in astonishment.

“Isn’t the Jinju Eon family ruined? … !”

“Oh my, I’m sorry to hear that, but I am from Jinju. Oh my, is this a disgrace to me? “Let’s see how beautifully you drew it.”

Eon Yeon-young picked up the facial mask.

Eon Yeon-young’s expression, which always had a faint smile, became similar to Cheong’s face after hearing difficult words.

If someone looks at it, they will say that it looks like a question mark is coming out of nowhere.

“what… … ? “Who on earth is this?”

“Isn’t that bitch Eon Yeon-young?”

“Eon Yeon-young is me? But who is this? Six feet… … ? Shinpa, do I look that big?”

Then, a snow-white hand shot out through the branch manager’s front door.

A person’s heart was suddenly placed in a hand that was dripping and not stained with blood.

Soon, the branch leader whose heart was taken broke down and collapsed, and the new faction threw the heart to Eon Yeon-yeong and laughed at him.

“Heng. Looks like the bitch who pretended to be smart got hit hard. Just looking at it, it’s an impersonation. “It’s okay to impersonate a ruined family.”

“oh. “My ingredients.”

Eon Yeon-yeong managed to grab the heart that was flying in a parabola in a clumsy manner and put it in the pouch on her waist, smiling awkwardly.

“How dare you impersonate me? You are a very courageous person. hmm. A beauty comparable to the best in the world. Could it be one of the Five Flowers of the Central Plains?”

“If the blackspots hadn’t had their eyes blown out, wouldn’t they have been able to recognize Jungwon Oh-hwa and cause such a fuss?”

“That’s true too… … . Then who is it… … .”

At that time, someone suddenly crossed my mind.

Eon Yeon-young’s eyes were beautifully curved with a color of longing.

“Cheongah is not that beautiful.”

“hmm? what are you talking about?”

“Oh my. You’re eavesdropping on me talking to myself. “You have a really bad temper.”

Then Sosomapa snorted! It turned out.

“I feel really bad hearing from the worst bitch in the world. joy. “What should we do now?”

“The Sunspot people were just deceived, so shall we just withdraw?”

“I feel sorry for those blackspot guys. “They didn’t realize that they had been tricked, so they made a big fuss.”

“yes? Oh my, what a joke, hehe, this time. Haha, fun. Hahaha… … ”

Unable to bear it, Eon Yeon-young bowed her back and burst into laughter.

Eon Yeong-yeong, who burst into laughter for a long time, could barely speak as she rubbed her stomach and wiped away her tears from laughing so hard.

“It was the funniest joke Shinpa ever told. Well, then, every time the Shinpa swats away a mosquito or a fly, they feel sorry. Oh, shall we build a shrine to honor the bastards? That way, the Shinpa can feel at ease.”

At that, Shinpa’s expression darkened.

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