I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
Chapter 177 Table of contents

Jo Hak-che, who proudly guarded the alley against the women, was astonished.

This was because Paeng Daesan appeared, holding Cheong in his arms.

Of course, the women screamed too.

“Brother? How can you embrace it so preciously? Was it that good?”

Paeng Daesan smiled and answered.

In fact, it was not Johakche, but it was a message to listen to the women who cried out in tears.

The people of the Qing hometown and the deceased leader of a certain country would not have been this sad.

“It was absolute paradise. Now that I realize, dirty, smelly beggar bitches are just what I like. “I’m going to stay in a room like this and enjoy it all night, so if he says he likes it, I think I’ll take him in as my wife.”

Cheong pretended to be shy and buried his face in his ear, whispering close to his ear.

-what? Dirty and smelly bitch? Some people may not be able to wash their clothes. Is there such a thing as this or not?

Paeng Daesan pretended not to hear.

When the amazing walls of Pengdaesan were revealed, hell descended in the middle of the city.

It was mainly auditory.

If the cries, screams, complaints, and evil sounds of sinners suffering from eternal burning are gathered together, it will be the same as the sounds heard right here and now.

There were countless people fainting, and some of them were so severely shocked that they even showed symptoms like epilepsy patients.

As I enjoyed hearing, seeing, and feeling the screams and collapse of Pengdaesan, a heartfelt and refreshing smile appeared on my face.

It was an extremely exhilarating sight, washing away some of my lifelong resentment.

Jo Hak-che, seeing that reassuring smile, licked his lips.

“Then there’s nothing we can do. He couldn’t be a mean older brother who covets his successor. hmm. Have a good time. As for Soju, well, it’s his first time, so he may have been clumsy, but if you teach him, he will follow what you teach him, so don’t feel frustrated and have fun, hey! “This bastard is trying to kick his brother!?”

“Stop talking nonsense. please.”

Cheong’s eyes flashed.

How can I bear it after hearing this?

-aha. A virgin, are you a blue and white god? Our San was a very pure San? Ool, Sani who kept chastity. Very complimentary. cool. the best. Net settlement, okay. Should we change the nickname from now on? How about chastity shoes? Is this too explicit? Then Dongshindo? Blue and White believers too? Pure believer?

Paeng Daesan gritted his teeth at him.

A deep regret came over me later.

That’s right, she was this kind of woman.

Why did you hold onto this and bring this shame on yourself when you could have just asked to meet at the martial arts competition later?

-If you don’t like Shinto, then Doshin? Well, it seems like a bit of a gamble, so shall we take a gamble? King of purity? King of Dongjado? King of Blue and White Island? King of purity? Just tell me, I’ll shout out loud and give you a cool star name.

“stop.”

– Then it flowed. I put down my voice again. Okay, should I add bass as well? Pure low pitch, pangdaesan, low pitch, oh, low pitch, isn’t it good?

Paengdaesan continued to grind steadily.

After that, I went through the chaotic atmosphere and entered the room.

I soaked the paengdaesan and the towel in the guest cup in hot water, took them out, and roughly squeezed out the water.

Cheong rubbed his face with a wet towel until it made a loud noise, then threw it into the waste collection bin and picked up the next towel.

The original order of bathing is this: first wet a towel, wash off some dirt, and then soak in the bathtub.

“Wow, it’s refreshing. When does the bath water come? Wow, my heart is pounding as I think about taking a bath after such a long time. “I can’t get enough of this taste.”

“What kind of bullshit is that?”

“Why, if you don’t wash it, it’s really amazing? Especially when I wash my hair. It’s stuffy, but if you pour some hot water on it, lather it up, and gently scratch your scalp, wow, it’s just like, wow. At that very moment, the strength in my legs goes away and a tingling sensation comes from behind my knees. Wow, that pleasure really doesn’t need to be between a man and a woman. “I’m very satisfied as long as I wash it once a month.”

“… … “What kind of bullshit are you talking about that don’t even wash your face on a regular basis?”

“If you have a chance to wash, do you?”

However, it meant that if you don’t have the opportunity, you don’t bother to make it and wash it.

It was confidential information that I did not want to know at all.

Peng Daesan frowned.

“I don’t understand. Can a person sleep without washing up? “It’s absolutely, horrifying to think that even the bed gets dirty.”

“Well, since San is a master, he must have always had a chance to wash up. Also, if I can stand near a well and just cover the bottom and pour water, I will do that.”

Cheong said and continued to play with his hands.

The employee who saw the flower beggar piled up a mountain of towels.

After wiping my hands, my arms, my feet, and my neck, the dirty towels flew out and piled up in the collection bin.

“ah. I’m going to wipe my torso now, so can you turn around? No, should I turn?”

“I will take care of it.”

Paeng Daesan turned his chair and sat facing the wall.

And then, in my ears, I heard the sound of fabric grazing and escaping.

In Cheong’s hometown, a poet described it as the sound of falling snow, and in fact, for a man, there is no other sound in the world more obscene than this.

For your reference, in Jungwon, there are no other media like in modern times, so it is an era in which the only collections are aesthetically pleasing and not at all provocative.

Peng Daesan’s face turned red.

However, upon hearing the sound that followed, he quickly regained his original complexion.

“Kwaaah, it’s truly out of this world. It’s completely out of this world. It’s amazing, it’s delicious. “I live for this taste.”

“How on earth does that sound like a middle-aged person…” … ”

“I have to do this to feel better, right? So what sound does the mountain make? “You’re not going to say that my face reflected in the water’s surface is art again today, are you?”

“It doesn’t make any noise.”

“Hey, that’s not fun.”

At the same time, Peng Daesan thought.

What on earth is this tension-free conversation?

How can you be in a room with a man and not show any signs of being upset, and chat so easily just because you’re sitting with your back turned?

Even Paengdaesan knows the reason.

They don’t think of this guy as a guy at all, so they probably think it’s completely harmless.

In fact, it was thanks to him that I got to hang out with Cheong.

If Cheong had shown even the slightest hint of love, he would have been disgusted and taken it off.

Anyway, that’s true.

How can there be no sense of crisis?

How on earth can you trust a man in such a tough world and take off all your clothes in one room?

It doesn’t matter because Paeng Dae-san herself is a similar woman who doesn’t look like that woman anyway, and a man of honor who is close to her through pure friendship without the slightest emotion, and is almost like a same-sex friend.

Do you just trust anyone when you call them friends?

Yeah, something like Geomtooth.

Paeng Dae-san didn’t know that he had a stiff expression on his face.

If Peng Cho-ryeo saw it, it would be the look on his face that made him ask why my younger brother was so angry.

“Do you usually take off your clothes like that?”

“uh? Isn’t that usually the case when you’re at the priestess’ gate? “If I wear something to sleep, it’s uncomfortable and I can’t sleep.”

This was the answer of Cheong, who slept in beggar clothes all day long.

Paengdaesan was dumbfounded.

What kind of answer is this?

However, since the Shinnyeomun is a conduit for wealthy men, I wonder why women would be reluctant to show their bodies to each other.

But what do you think is uncomfortable to wear when sleeping? Then when you sleep… …

Suddenly, Cheong’s frustrated voice intervened.

“What, but why are you lowering your voice?”

“I didn’t install it.”

“He seemed a bit put off.”

“no.”

“weird. It was definitely lowered by about a semitone. ”

Afterwards, Paeng Daesan looked at the wall and smiled a very twisted smile.

“If I turn back now, will I be able to see everything?”

“Why are you so grumpy all of a sudden? Even if there was something wrong with me, hmm, the rumor that stuck with the beggar was because you liked it too. I was a bit clueless. Really sorry… … .”

Cheong handed out an apology sullenly.

If something is wronged, he won’t tolerate it, but if he feels sorry, he just feels sorry, and that’s because he has an honest and straightforward personality.

At that, Paengdaesan’s spirit came to his senses.

“No, you can’t even joke or joke?”

“What, was it a joke? It doesn’t seem like a joke because it stings. I take it as a joke, too. mountain! Do you want to see my body? Have you now opened your eyes to the mystery of the female body? Shall I show you?”

“I’m not saying that as a joke. “Where on earth did you learn such stupid jokes?”

Paengdaesan looked down again.

Cheong answered as if he wouldn’t be fooled this time.

“I can’t get this right. If you walk and turn around, you will see a picture of a person wrapped in a blanket. So, if you’re going to turn around, give advance notice and count the numbers. “Don’t you think I should give you time to put on a blanket?”

Peng Daesan looked at the wall and sighed.

—-

It was April, with spring in full swing.

However, the spring of Seongmun Wijol Mr. Wang was cold because of Mr. Cho who came to work with him.

“Damn you. My head still hurts because of you. “I’d like to have a glass of takju.”

“The guy who was fooled is an asshole. Why would a flower beggar continue to be a beggar after receiving such payment? “Buy a stoma and then cheat on your wife.”

“I heard you were tricked and beaten up too? Mr. Oh is all blown.”

“Hmm. Still, it’s better than that bastard Oh.”

Mr. Oh went to see the flower beggar with only 20 won and came out with four blows, asking if he was trying to buy me with this.

Even after getting hit once, I dipped into the nether and came out.

Because I got hit four times, I missed work for a week and lost more than half of my monthly salary for the next month.

Military law was strict, so if you were absent from work, you had to pay not only one day’s wages but also a fine of one and a half times more.

“Oh, look over there. “Isn’t that a flower beggar?”

“The flower beggar said he slept with Jade Kirin yesterday. Why are you outside? But that height and those tits. Three swords. “Aren’t you a flower beggar?”

After the sword thief, Cheong wrapped the twin swords and Boksinjeok in a dirty cloth.

To others, it looked like three swords.

“OK. It took well. If they strip you naked and leave you standing all day… … “You’re not a flower beggar.”

“Oh my, you are a fairy, you are a fairy.”

As the Qing got closer, the officials changed their words.

Not only because she is a world-class person who appears in Seonnyeodo, but also because she performed the Seomun Surin-style beauty act with ease, she exuded elegance in all her movements.

Cheong, who was trying to pass through the gate with such a graceful gait, made eye contact with a pair of eyes that were following someone else’s face with a completely mesmerized expression.

Cheong slightly bowed his head in greeting and walked inside.

Mr. Wang, who had been standing there in despair for a while, suddenly leaned his spear against the castle gate.

“What, where are you going?”

“In the back. It won’t work. When beauty is good in her eyes, she has to take a step back. What, hey! Mr. Cho!”

“Haha, I come first, haha!”

It was the moment when Seo Mun-cheong, a foreign affairs minister, made her first (official) visit to Jangwon City.

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