I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
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“Seomun Sojeo, you’re so, so pretty. oh my god. How could it be like this… … ”

Gongsun Yaoye, who saw Qing, could not take his eyes off.

Cheong was so embarrassed that his eyes were so piercing and full of envy.

“What is it? Why are you bare-faced?”

“Well, as a warrior, I am appearing in front of the public, but I am wearing makeup like a girl. Oh, I am not talking about Sojeo Seomun. I am so beautiful that Sojeo Seomun is so beautiful that if I put on makeup like that, people will laugh at me…” … ”

“Hey, shouldn’t unmanned people wear makeup? A female driver has to act like a male driver to imitate it. “Master also said this?”

Cheong explained why the beauty of Seomun Surin style and female masters is necessary.

“I am the representative of female masters. That is too much to say… … ”

“why. If yes, isn’t he already the best among young masters? Of course, this body exists, but ugh, it’s a shame. ruler. Look at me. It’s a good thing I brought it just in case. Wait a minute! “Just a little bit!”

Cheong, who learned the Seomun Surin style of beauty practice, was already a master at tying hair and applying makeup. However, unlike her hair, which was ingrained in her body and a constant concern, she never wore makeup.

There were as many cosmetic methods in the midfield as there were attire. Cheong’s preferred type of makeup was a fairly classic makeup method.

Sumi. The eyebrows are thin, slightly frowning.

And, increase the size of the eyes by emphasizing the eye lines thickly. In addition, only the underside of the lower eyelids were painted with a light blush, which is called a jejang, to give them a flushed appearance after crying.

Also, the tone of the cheeks is lighter.

Next is the lips. Since I don’t prefer the method of drawing a clear cherry shape in the center, I spread it out to the left and right to create a natural color tone that gently fades towards the corners of the mouth.

“Oh, it’s pretty. “I’m going to fall in love.”

“Even if Sojeo Seomun says something like that… … ”

“What am I, I’m a fairy princess. Yes, I haven’t even learned Fairy Ball, but since she’s a beauty, why not learn at least one? It’s a waste. “The original version is this good.”

“Later, later…” … .”

Gongsun Yoye lowered his head, his entire face turning bright red for some reason, even though the only parts that had been tinted were the eyes, cheeks, and lips.

At that time, the Murim Alliance agent helped the two.

“Are you not ready yet?”

“ah! Now it’s done! “Yes, let’s go.”

“Yes, yes.”

After that, he walks away with his limbs creaking and the joints stiffening.

Why did he become so stiff again?

Cheng gently squeezed Gongsun Yaoye’s hand.

“What, are you nervous? “It’s not like you’re going to go and swing a knife, so why are you nervous?”

“Aren’t you nervous? “I’m not a person that people really like in the first place.”

“What is that? I also have a lot of love for people out there. But since I don’t know anyone and will always be a stranger anyway, what does it matter whether I like it or not? “Isn’t it okay to just like your friends?”

“then! “I, that’s not it.”

Gongsun Yaoye suddenly raised his voice, and then made a very ant-like sound.

“why? Why don’t you stop talking? Have you heard that story? “There are two ways to make people angry: one is to stop talking.”

Gongsun Yaoye quietly waited for Qing’s words. However, Cheong was just smiling and tilted his head, wondering what was going on.

“Look. It’s like this when you talk. So what were you trying to say? “What are you hiding between us?”

“ah… … . Well, I… … Introduction: I have a lot of friends, so maybe they just hang out with me as if I’m not that special and just an acquaintance… … ”

The volume in the back part suddenly decreased again.

“Is that possible? Aren’t we friends who share the same bed? “It’s just Nana and Ye?”

“Ah, if it’s like this, it’s only half… … ”

“Ah, I have a sister-in-law with Jang Myeong.”

Then Gongsun Yaye’s expression became sad.

“huh? what’s the matter?”

“it’s nothing. Half of half, two and a half, no, no, no. Well, the preface? How many times have you been with someone else? no! It’s late, so shouldn’t we go quickly? “You already waited for me.”

“ah. “I see.”

Even though his words and actions are strange, his movements have become more natural, so it seems that the tension has eased a bit.

Cheong held Gongsun Yaoye’s hand tightly and climbed the stairs to the stage.

—-

It would be more accurate to say that the onlookers on the off-stage were rather anticipating, rather than expecting.

How on earth was she so pretty that a Shaolin monk would show off and do all sorts of dirty things to her?

However, even though he was still a young monk, most people were of the opinion that he was a virgin who would cum at the slightest glance at a woman’s collar.

Moreover, they say that he covered his face because his beauty got in the way (Cheong never said that). How dare he cover up his handsome face?

Everyone fell in love with my face when they saw it, so they snorted that I was covering it because they were afraid that I would surrender over the Hellele weapons.

Besides, if she was truly beautiful, would there have been a need to endure people saying that her face was so tangled that all the food she ate came up?

So when Cheong came on stage, people just nodded in unison.

then. Even if a virtuous monk had come instead of a young monk, he would have been entertained. cancer.

okay. That’s enough to cover it up. How dare you touch such a beautiful woman?

but. If you criticize a peerless beauty by calling her ugly, you can’t even pretend to listen.

Then, accepting the gracious beauty, I simply opened my mouth and became immersed in the wonder of how the two eyes, nose, and mouth were all the same, but only in shape and arrangement.

So, everyone was absorbed in describing Cheong’s beauty.

This was because showing off such knowledge was something to be proud of.

A typical pastime of the primitive, barbaric, ancient central plains was village fighting, where people threw stones at each other and looted warehouses and women.

Otherwise, it’s just talking about or listening to sagas.

So, after watching intently for a while, I got ready to talk loudly about what it was like when I saw the most beautiful woman in the world.

—-

The world’s martial arts world knows that one of the world’s seasons called Tathagata God has been defeated.

In fact, this is a very strange thing.

Normally, when a season disappears, it means that the power of the sect is lost, so even if Shaolin is full of magicians and, as the Qing put it, full of purple martial arts, it is not something that can be easily reported to others.

Seomun Surin dismissed it as having disappeared because there were no successors to the Tathagata God, but this was the opinion of a female fighter who originally had regrets about Shaolin (the highest sect in the central region was for internal use only).

It is an obvious fact if we have to ask whether it is true or false, but there is also a sad story behind it.

In the past, there was a great flood that could turn the world upside down. Although the Shaolin Temple at the top of the mountain did not suffer much damage, the damage suffered by the civilians below the mountain was indescribable.

Therefore, the Shaolin Temple actively took steps to save sentient beings.

Until now, he had made money by donating donations, by farming as the owner of all the surrounding land, and by selling elixirs, and opened a huge warehouse to provide alms.

People all over the world praised Shaolin’s mercy because the storehouse was endless and greatly relieved the worries of the people of the world.

And the Emperor was unhappy.

There is a Son of Heaven who follows the will of heaven and rules over the center of the world, so how can the wretched middle-class people be praised?

During the time of almsgiving, they sucked their fingers and said that natural disasters are heaven’s will, so the emperor would go against it. They held a banquet and played around all the time, but they attacked Shaolin’s almsgiving and brought in artillery fire.

On the other hand, the Tathagata God, of course, also had a special level.

There was also a spare stipend that I copied down just in case.

The secret, along with other sacred arts, was stored in Janggyeonggak, the most famous martial arts library in the world.

And the reserve fund was kept in an emergency room in case of an unexpected disaster.

Even the Shaolin monks could not help the fact that the Baekbo Divine Realm was more popular than the Tathagata Divine Realm.

If you want to learn Gyeok Gokjang, it is easier to learn Baekbo Shinquan, and it goes well with Shaolin’s seasons.

Because there are outstanding techniques called Great Power Diamond or Honwonjang, it is not a very good option even with the Naejungsu method.

So, I just quietly placed it in Janggyeonggak and even kept a copy of it, hoping that someday someone would try to learn it.

You cannot force anyone to learn and develop the Tathagata Kidney.

If it’s not meant to be, it’s not.

Would a Shaolin monk who follows these Buddhist teachings force people to learn martial arts?

Someone who was connected to that kind of fate must have learned it, but Janggyeonggak burned down under the coffin’s canvas.

Bigyeonggak, a reserve book warehouse, was also burned.

In the end, the relationship was lost forever.

I just soothed my bitter heart by thinking that it was never meant to disappear in the first place.

But now, that relationship has been revived.

“I need to get my credit back!”

“Isn’t this the source of all things that must be found at any cost?”

“This needs to be thoroughly investigated! “How can the season of Bi-in-bu-jeon unfold in the hands of the outer gate!”

“Send someone to the priest’s gate immediately… … , No, I will go directly.”

The Shaolin monks raised their voices.

Ambassador Muhak clicked his tongue.

“I know my godmother’s temper. If the priest had been at the priestess’ gate, he would have returned it right away and taken away the Daehwandan or something else. That wasn’t the case, so Ahae had a personal connection with it.”

“But, aren’t you the Taesangmunju of the faction? “There’s no way you wouldn’t take that much effort-”

“I’m not the type of person to hide something even if I have it. Anyway, there are a lot of things I don’t know. Hmm. If you see a lost heirloom, you should try to get it back. However, would you be convinced if you found an item that was lost more than 200 years ago and claimed it was yours? Okay, what should I give? What should be the price for a new skill? If you’re not careful, you’ll end up making the mistake of putting a price on something you don’t have.”

Since the value of something that has no value cannot be converted, it has no price. On the contrary, once a price is attached to it, its solemn physical properties are lost.

If you give 10,000 golden crowns and get it back, you will become a martial artist worth 10,000 golden crowns.

“How about Daehwandan, if you give all the amount you have to Taeyakjeon now.”

“Eh. They sold the Daehwandan, which is also ridiculous. “I heard that if you collect ten Daehwandan pills, they will exchange you for a new skill?”

“Then, what about Xingong? As long as I get a promise not to pass it on… … ”

“How can you convey the essence of the text to outsiders? Ambassador, please make some sense.”

“What? I think this Daengjoong is everything. Then do you have anything to give me? Or will you accept it as penance for fifty years of service?”

“Okay.”

As a result, their opinions were divided among themselves, and since it was a reverse modern tax system and it was unacceptable, they were debating whether something should be given to them since it was a regiment old product and a white lotus priesthood.

Ambassador Muhak clicked his tongue at that.

“oh my. Those things that are lacking. Now I see that they are not middle-class guys, but very businessmen. Why did you sit in the temple, thinking about setting a price and buying it? Talented people who will succeed as merchants are all gathered here. “Tsk, tsk.”

“Then what shall we do?”

“You should buy it with grace, not with price.” I’ll just hand it over to the Grand Hwandan, the Summoning Dan, and the new techniques. “If people in the world know about it, they will say it is Shaolin. Even if they get Shaolin items in the future, won’t they be the first to find it and return it, hoping for a favor?”

“But then, if it leaks.”

“Then it will be the day when one hundred and eight Arhats descend the mountain at once. “It could also be a great lesson to the world as to what would happen if they try to use Shaolin’s grace in reverse, but well, if it gets leaked later, that’s the only thing to worry about. I wonder if they’re already suffering and afraid.”

Some of the monks exclaimed with exclamations as if they had attained enlightenment, while others still looked completely dissatisfied and did not hide their bulging, bitter expressions.

But if Muhak is like that, then so be it.

“If you’re really worried, let’s take a look at what that child is like. “If she is a frivolous and greedy child, she may give her new merits, but if that is the case, won’t she be swayed by wealth again?”

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