There was a scene where a traveler asked if he had seen an interesting picture before leaving the country, or a joyous festival in an unknown remote island country.
What festival is taking place?
Then the island resident answered.
It’s not a festival, it’s a funeral.
Still, this traveler can make the excuse that he was exposed to an exotic culture from a culture he knew nothing about.
However, Cheong now knows everything about the midfielder.
So, no matter how angry or angry you are, you can’t help but feel ashamed as the blood rushes to your head and your face turns bright red.
Plus, boiled pork, cold cuts, and frozen pork!
From the first moment, I ended up sounding like a very retarded imbecile.
Of course, boiled pork, cold cuts, and dongpo pork are delicious.
Boiled pork, cold cuts, frozen pork, and long-fried pork, ah! Jangyuk! I want to eat fermented beef, but not this.
There was a reasonable basis for Cheong’s appearance proudly shouting out the three types of meat dishes from Jungwon.
Normally, at a banquet, everyone makes a lot of noise.
Even if you raise your voice and say things like “Ohhyangyuk” and “Janggye,” you end up bursting out in laughter.
He was sorry for coming late and his intention was to give a big smile and enjoy himself confidently rather than suddenly interrupting the party.
But, um. It’s a funeral… … .
“Excuse me. I am Eon Yeon-yeong, a gluttonous beauty who wanders the river in search of meat! frozen! kite! zero! It is said. This is no feast! “Okay then, bye bye, everyone, Baekwoon Jeosu.”
Cheong naturally blurts out a lie in a deep voice.
It’s a very unyeonyeong palgi with a taste in your mouth.
It can also be said that we have reached the state where the lip is the blue and the blue is the lip, that is, the state of the lip.
Cheong takes a step back and then slams! With his powerful advance, he flew through the sky and disappeared, with the hem of his coat fluttering.
There was deep silence in the hall.
What did you just do? Is she crazy? No, she is a crazy bitch, but what about the woman from Jinju? What did you say your name was?
Wasn’t it a hello bitch? Unyeongnyeon?
How come the person’s name is Eon Yeon-young?
Boiled pork, cold cuts, and frozen pork? I guess it tastes good.
Everyone, what kind of greeting does Baekwoon Jeosu mean?
For reference, Baekun Jeosu is a Gwangju-style steamed white pig’s feet, a specialty dish of Gwangju, the capital of Guangdong Province, next door.
What should we call a bitch who is looking for meat and calls herself a beauty?
This could be the moment when the notoriety of the greedy maniac Eon Yeon-yeong spreads to the people of Guangxi, or not.
Either way, Seo Mun-cheong, a 20-year-old girl who entered through the open gate and escaped through the window, or rather the wall, hurriedly crosses the main street.
So, towards the corner of the alley over there, towards the carriage parked in the shadows.
Jayu and the Yeon faction see Cheong rushing inside.
It was a request that went out to ask for understanding in advance whether the King could join the Gyerim Swordsman.
(It ended up being the Gyerim Sword faction that dared to allow the king to visit, but the Qing insisted that no matter how good the king was, they should not just invade it.)
“You’ll be back soon. Can I go now?”
“No, that’s not it. When I thought about it, I realized that this is not what clothes are supposed to be. Since I am a disciple of the Shinnyeomun, I have to wear the Shinnyeomun uniform. “Would you mind closing your eyes for a moment so I can change my clothes?”
The expression of freedom becomes subtle.
“Close your eyes?”
Anyway, men and women are different – (omitted below)
It was a place of contemplation that any man who travels with fruits and vegetables must do at least once.
“Why, then do you want to go out and wait? “It’s cold.”
“What you said is correct, young lady. “It’s cold, so you need to preserve your body.”
The Yeon faction stepped forward to support Cheong’s words.
At the same time, he kept squinting at Jayu, and Jayu’s eyebrows furrowed.
I have no idea what the signal means.
What on earth is this? Are you asking me to take a peek?
“Hmm, wait a minute. Is there anything wrong?”
Jayu puts on a cotton thread and goes out of the carriage, and Cheong throws off his clothes as easily as if he were taking off a bloated fried batter.
Cheong is a master at changing clothes.
Even while holding the celadon sword, which is said to be the sharpest in the world, he has the ability to easily change his clothes. If he uses both hands, he can literally change his clothes in an instant.
Cheong, who had changed into his priestly uniform, went out of the carriage again.
“ah. freedom. “Please change the cotton thread for me.”
And so, Cheong, who has changed his cotton yarn and become a completely new person, heads to the outside of the alley where he has parked his carriage.
Meanwhile, at the Gyerim Swordsman Manor, where tensions were rising, silence reigned for a long time.
He could not escape the shock of meat-eating fanatic Eon Yeon-yeong’s unexpected request for meat.
“Hmm, let’s move on to the story we were talking about earlier.”
Yogayeombang’s third, abandoned child, Yomin, is trying hard to get back into shape.
“I said I would definitely endure it until this year, so if you don’t want to see blood during the auspicious Lunar New Year-”
A whispering sound behind him.
Should I ask you to try some dongpo pork this Lunar New Year? Ah, do you know that dongpo pork is usually easy to cook? It’s just that, cold meat, cold meat is more convenient. Isn’t raw fish meat okay? After hearing Baekun Jeosu, I was so excited. Would you like to have a drink later?
“Fuck, can’t you shut up!?”
Yomin screamed.
They came with orders to bring a bunch of onlookers and cause a lot of embarrassment, but one crazy bitch intervened and ruined the whole atmosphere.
“If you have nothing else to say, go back. “It doesn’t seem like we have any particular business.”
Although it was not Cheong’s original intention, thanks to this, the Gyerim Sword Sect disciples also regained their composure.
There are students who, unable to regain their composure, swallow their saliva and even lose their appetite.
Still, it is much better than shaking with a red-faced face filled with anger.
“Fuck, you’re unlucky. “Kayuk, huh!”
In terms of atmosphere, provocations have already begun.
In the end, Yomin started to spit and turn around.
Isn’t another Myeonsa girl jumping out among the onlookers?
Is that the one from before who was tall? It definitely looks like that bitch-
However, Myeonsanyeo’s words are not kind.
“Who taught you how to spit on someone else’s clan? “If you spit in a sacred pipe, will you also spit on the ancestral rite table in your house?”
Gyerim Geompa is also a Taoist school.
The Jeong sect or similar sect with a suffix suffix can usually be considered a Taoist sect.
“Ha, what is this again? Cheonhwa style? “Because of that bitch, whether it’s Cheonhwageom or something, dogs and cows are all in a big mess with their faces covered in straw.”
Now I see that it was not the crazy bitch from before, but a female monk wearing a Taoist robe.
“hmm.”
This time, in order to prevent the same disaster as before, I tried to stick my head behind the crowd and asked a bystander who was looking inside what was going on, and I heard the whole story.
These days, every day that bastard sets foot in Gyerim Geompa, he scolds me and asks for medicine.
“So what you’re saying is that the girl is a dog or a cow? “Can you take responsibility for that?”
“Pfft, try it if you can. But do you think you will be safe if you touch me? Now, the elders of the Apostolic Association are lending their support to our Great Namnyeong Yoga – evil!”
Cheong’s sheath fell onto the top of Yomin’s head.
The Moonlight Sword (Ten Tigers) is a heavy sword in itself, and when it is sheathed, it naturally becomes heavier.
“Well, I touched it. Now? What happens to the girl? “Did she suddenly get struck by lightning?”
“How dare you! “You are dead now!”
“and. Am I dead? Is this the afterlife? I don’t know what’s different from Lee Seung. Everyone, I heard that I died. How did you enter the afterlife? “The road to the afterlife is cold and dreary, so it’s a nice day because the weather is mild for winter.”
He bursts into laughter.
“I will kill you!”
Yaomin, with his eyes turned upside down, draws his sword and charges in.
I don’t know if Yao Min was at the level of Hwa-kyung, but I would say that he was too confident in himself to rush in with only top-notch skills.
match!
With a cheerful sound, the charging monster was bent at a right angle and fell on the floor.
The blue flame is cheap, no, it is the raw poison imbued with Sosu Demon Gong’s terrible hand poison.
“Aaaah! “Four years!”
Yomin jumps up and attacks again.
match!
This time, Yomin gets hit on the other cheek and falls down, white teeth scattered.
It was only then that Yomin came to his senses.
Cilantro, that’s too much Cilantro you can’t handle.
Now that I’ve realized that, I guess I’m just such a stupid bastard that I threw away the Ark of Yoga Flames to die.
“If you touch me-”
“The girl is the Heavenly Fire Sword, Seomuncheong.”
Names that burst out in laughter.
Cheonhwa Sword! The best in the world! Gyeonggukji Samdu!
Cheong wiggled his eyebrows.
No, why is it increasing more and more?
What kind of bastard is Gyeonggukji Samdu?
I’ve memorized the voice, just wait until you get caught.
I suddenly feel upset.
Fortunately, I have someone in front of me to relieve my feelings. Should I say that I am fortunate?
“Did you dare spit on the sacred Tao Gate? “What comes from people must return to people, so could you please lick what comes out of your tongue clean with your tongue?”
“that.”
Cheong is at least the most beautiful hand in the world, holding up Seomseom Jade, something that everyone in the world will recognize without disagreement.
“Now look here, it’s shiny.”
Then the golden river sparkled.
“What happens if you get hit in the face with a force? Aren’t you curious? “The girl is really curious.”
“Hey.”
Yomin, whose face has turned completely white, eventually falls down on the floor and licks the ground.
After stealing a layer of dirt, Yomin frowns and swallows the grains of sand that fill his mouth.
And then, as Yomin tries to get up, the tip of the Moonlight Sword appears before his eyes.
“city. “I did as I was told.”
Then, the blue sword was pushed aside and pointed to the ground next to it.
“Oh, was it there? “It’s not there, it’s here, it’s here.”
“Isn’t this a spit stain here? “Why are you licking the ground?”
“ah. right. Is it here? “Doesn’t that lumped together here look like sand and not rocks?”
“ah. It’s here. sorry.”
“Actually, it doesn’t matter where you are, would you just keep licking the ground until I tell you it’s okay to raise your head? They say that life is good even if you roll in dog poop, but it’s better to live even if you lick the dirt than to die, right?”
In response, Yomin continued to lick the ground.
Now Yomin will never be able to escape from being the one who crawls on the ground and licks the dirt until he dies.
Byeolho probably won’t be able to go beyond the level of a land-eating earth dragon or a dirt-eating earthworm.
Of course, this was not just a disgrace for Yaomin alone; it was also an act that brought great disgrace to the monk and his family.
An ordinary warrior would rush to kill him rather than suffer such humiliation.
But the lackey, who didn’t even know he was sent to die, seemed to want to live anyway.
But why are you still just watching after all this is done?
Cheong glanced at the disciples of the Gyerim Sword Sect.
He had a dazed and surprised expression, but his mouth was somewhat loose, and he was just looking at Yomin crawling on the floor.
“Hmm.”
Cheong cleared his throat and, with exaggerated movements, looked at the disciple of the Guilin Sword Sect, the largest man among them.
It is a move that openly attracts attention.
Only then did the big man come to his senses, take a step forward, and open his mouth.
“Stop, that’s enough. Stop.”
Jang Da-jijeon somehow dissuaded him with a very humorous attitude.
And continue speaking.
“If it were me, I would rather bite my tongue and die than crawl on the ground and lick the dirt and dishonor the monks and bring dishonor to my family. So let’s stop. “Please do me a favor.”
These are words that discourage people, but in reality, they are words that everyone should listen to.
“I can’t help it since the master of the Dao Gate asks me to do this. “I will especially forgive you.”
Cheong matched the rhythm with him.
In this case, the Gyerim Sword Sect actually saved the people by dissuading the Qing.
On the other hand, Yao Min came to find fault with the world and ended up being a very amazing resourceful person who showed the world’s ugly side to people and even received grace.