I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
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If someone with nothing to do were to collect data on the fighting patterns of the martial arts people, he would learn the interesting fact that more than half of them took place in guesthouses.

Surprisingly, there are few restaurants, and at tea shops, they behave politely as if they had made an appointment.

Actually, it’s natural.

Restaurants basically have unit prices.

When it comes to customers, they are all fairly wealthy people, so if you start a fight carelessly, you could be in big trouble.

And what about multi-point?

In the first place, people who have a hobby of enjoying a cup of tea at a tea shop do not draw weapons carelessly.

But anyone can hold a guest cup.

In martial arts terms, it is a place where dogs and cows stop by.

And the fighting of martial people is usually an expression of superiority.

Since I am so superior, how dare I not treat this body more politely and more specially?

So, it can be said that Hyeju Biho Saheun’s anger is quite justified.

I am a member of the Black Level Combat Team of the Great World Murim Sadoguna General Association!

The world’s martial arts apostolic union is the union!

In short, Sadyo-ryan!

So, if a member of the Black Level Combat Team of the Great World Murim Apostolic Association combines a song and sells a song to a Cheonhan bitch and tells her to spread her legs and give me my superior seed, then of course the Cheonhan bitch should listen to that.

But Cheonhan didn’t want to do that, so a fight broke out.

One of the characteristics of Sapa people is that they rarely travel alone, except when they are not affiliated.

While a few members of the Black Wolves were enjoying a get-together to promote friendship (at their own expense), they tried to harass a pretty wandering singer with a low-key topic, but when that didn’t work out, they surrounded them, pointed weapons at them, and threatened to do the worst by telling her to take off her clothes right away. Argh! A table made of sandalwood!

Jeomsoi, who was hiding behind a waist-high ledge in the kitchen with a curtain, let out a sad scream while explaining the situation.

Cheong, who had been listening to the expectations, nodded.

“They are killers, really.”

“you’re right! Enemy of women! “All these lecherous bastards should be castrated!”

Unfortunately, when Cheong enters the guest house, the lowly wandering singer is beating up the samurai warriors like they are chopping pollack.

hmm. I thought I’d see some blood for the first time in a while.

When I see them beating hard, I think they are in an atmosphere of bloodshed.

Moreover, it is a fight waged by a rare expert in each technique.

Cheong is watching with interest and hearing about the situation from Jeomsoi, who was watching beforehand.

Kang-ho’s seniors live very eloquently and tell us to be careful of children, women, and the elderly.

This is advice given by all of Kangho’s seniors that he meets, over and over again, to the point where it puts blood on the listener’s ears, and can even be heard in a dream.

Because no matter how much I emphasize it, it never gets heard.

If you’re a traveling singer with a beautiful appearance, doesn’t that mean that you have the confidence to wander around the river even with that beauty?

However, a man thinks with his testicles, not his head!

In particular, although there is only one head, there are two testicles, so one to two, so the man can never refuse the commands of the testicles.

Then, if you touch it wrongly, it happens like this.

The woman grabs the man by his hair and slams him on the table.

Sapa Musa attacks him with a dagger, but quickly her rich skirt spreads wide like flower petals.

It is a type of fighting technique called yugungak, and is characterized by fighting while hiding the body in a wide, fluttering skirt.

“shit! “I will kill you!”

Finally, the Sapa warriors draw their swords.

Then, the tip of her toe, which was slightly visible at the end of her floating skirt, seemed to brush under Sapa Musa’s chin, and then she suddenly fell.

Huh, suddenly?

Cheong frowns at the cutting sound, not the hitting sound.

It’s not because I’m upset, it’s because I can’t focus. To take a closer look.

Only then does the pointed silver light on the tip of the woman’s shoes shine into my eyes.

There are blades attached to the shoes.

Sapa Musa, clutching his neck, rolls on the floor.

Another warrior is aiming after him.

As the woman spun around like a top, her skirt flew off, covering three layers. The woman’s body is not visible as it is hidden by the hem of her skirt, which is spread from top to bottom.

When the skirt opens, without fail, the woman screams and rolls around on the floor, holding on to the cut.

Then, someone swings a sword at the flower in full bloom, but the fine silk only flutters helplessly, and the woman’s torso falls face down.

And the strong tip of his toes rising between his ankles! A blade attached to the tip of your toe!

“Wow.” “Huh.” “Well done!”

Cheonggwa Jeomsoy frowns unconsciously at the cruel sight and lets out a groan.

Only Unaram, who does not know the pain, is excited and raises his voice loudly.

The wandering singer, who must have heard Unaram’s cheering, suddenly turned around, narrowed his eyes, touched his lips with the tip of his palm, and then sent him away.

He seemed so relaxed that he even started flirting during the fight.

“I’m dead!”

A Sapa warrior leaps up from somewhere and charges at me with a sword in both hands.

It is filled with first-class, decent pottery, forming a long tail towards the back of the wanderer’s head –

earth!!

A sound like hitting metal with a hammer.

As if turning back time, Sapa Musa’s hand flashes upward again.

Yuyeopdo’s paper-like blade bends violently and cries out in a strange whirring sound.

The Sapa warrior, unable to overcome the fierce threat, tries hard to control his weapon, making it look as if he is doing a dance that a man should never do.

It was the very dance called Yeongi (〇二) in Cheong’s hometown.

“madam.”

Cheong’s impression is shaken by the indecency of just throwing his eyes away.

Then, he picks up a large handful of chopsticks in his left hand one by one and throws them away repeatedly.

The only thing that flies is the sound of chopsticks or the sound of a very strong iron poem.

“Memorization! “There is a master-”

As one of the Sapa Musa tried to warn him, he was struck by a toe on his temple, and a blade sticking out of it cut deep inside.

In addition to the wandering singers, who were originally expert singers, Chojeolcheong, who is Chojeoljeong, Chojeolcheong, added chopsticks thrown with determination.

“I will help too!”

Even Woo Na-ram, who has drawn a soft sword, joins in and sprays sword energy.

How long can the black-level combat group, which is in the middle of the white and black emperors, endure, and those who watch each other and have company dinners among themselves without being single or indiscriminate?

The last Sapa Musa falls down.

If he had fought at least, he would have survived, but it was an ugly death with chopsticks sprouting on the back of his neck as he ran away with his back turned.

Afterwards, a wandering singer approaches Cheong and bows.

Sukbae (肅拜) is the second most polite greeting a woman can make, crossing her palms in a straight line, covering her mouth, lowering her head slightly, and bending her knees.

For your information, the highest courtesy can only be given to the emperor, teachers, parents, and heaven when performing ancestral rites, so it can be said to be the most polite manner in fact.

“Na Yang-gyeol of Cheonhwa Hall sends a big greeting to senior female martial artist. “If it’s not rude, could you tell me your honorific name?”

Cheong realized the woman’s misunderstanding.

It wasn’t enough to throw chopsticks to block a young swordsman’s attack, and she even made a man do an ugly dance due to her unresolved experience, so people think she’s a female expert with very deep inner skills.

And since female masters are usually a bit older, they seemed to have thought that she was Kangho’s senior when they saw her wearing cotton yarn.

“There is no need to be so rigid and polite. “This is the Seomuncheong of the Priestess’ Gate.”

“Seomuncheong? “You mean the Heavenly Fire Sword?”

“Even though my body is lacking, I am called that.”

For some reason, the woman’s expression became sour.

“Uhm. It’s the Heavenly Fire Sword. Shall we move places for now? “I was already looking for you.”

—-

Cheonhwa Hall means Cheonhwa (千花), that is, a manor of a thousand flowers.

It is a mysterious women’s sect comprised only of women.

For your information, if we only count popularity, Amipah is first, Cheonhwajeondang is second, and Shinnyeomun is only third.

Na Yang-gyeol, who has moved to her room, lets out a deep sigh.

“Actually, the reason I came to Nanning is to meet Cheonhwageom.”

“Me?”

Na Yang-gyeol hesitates and opens his mouth with difficulty.

“In our Cheonhwa Hall, we have been calling Jang Cheonhwa (天花) for a long time. “The great master of this generation is called Jihwa, and the three great masters are called Inhwa.”

“hmm. But what?”

“Although the shapes are different, strictly speaking, aren’t hwa (花) and hwa (華) the same letter? Therefore, the nickname used by Cheonhwageom has become quite difficult for us at Cheonhwa Hall. Even the name of this sect is Cheonhwa Hall, so it may not be Cheonhwageom’s original nickname, but you know what I mean, right?”

“oh.”

Cheong made a troubled sound.

Yes, that is true.

If there is a female master and her nickname becomes Lady Sword, Yao Xi Sword, or Lady Yao Xi, then what on earth will become of the Lady Gate, which is a conduit for offering sacrifices to Yao Xi?

There is no doubt that if a swordsman throws away a volcano magic sword that has nothing to do with a volcano, a shaman wind sword that has nothing to do with a shaman, or a Shaolin god sword, everyone will be in trouble.

Of course, no one would dare to mess with the Old Daemun Sect.

However, since among the female warriors, a priestess who was not a priestess occasionally appeared, should we say that it is a sin that she is less famous and has less power?

“I guess I should change my nickname. But what should I do to change the nickname… … ”

Na Yang-gyeol shakes his head.

“Before that, can I check Soger’s face?”

“yes?”

“The head of the party said to check whether Sujeo is worthy of the title of Cheonhwa. If the nickname of Hwajungcheonhwa, the most beautiful flower among flowers, is true, then the hall will be happy to praise the best beauty of the world of the time. “He said it was.”

“that! That’s too much treatment! Isn’t it!!”

Naram Woo, who was listening together, screamed.

They say they are praising the sword with pleasure, but they are saying that if the Cheonhwageom is not the best in the world, it cannot be recognized as a special name, so it should be changed.

But who decides who is the best in the world?

For the Han people, big breasts are a symbol of foolishness, obscenity, and evil (of course, they don’t say they don’t like them), but for the Zhuang people, breast size is the most important element of a woman’s beauty.

Just look at Murim Ohhwa.

While there are surprisingly some people who prefer a fierce looking beauty with dirty eyes and four white eyes like Hyunhwa, there are also people like Cheong who like a calm and sickly beauty like Seolhwa.

Or isn’t the taste of each follower different, such as a gentle cutie like Dokhwa (just in appearance), a bold cutie like Geomhwa, etc.

Or there is Lily, who is just a beauty, a traditional beauty with no distinctive features.

If the standard of beauty is not the type that comes out as a score, how can the Hall of Heaven determine whether to confirm, acknowledge, or not?

So, without acknowledging it or anything, I’m just saying that you should change it.

This was the reason why Unaram was so upset.

“Hey, Naram. But the people at Cheonhwa Hall are also a bit like that. “If my nickname was like this, the Gyerim Sword Sect would be in trouble.”

“hmm… … . also! older brother! This Unaram! I’m overwhelmed again! Impressed again! Exclamation, admiration! The true magnanimity is this kind of generosity! Broad chest! Broad chest! Magnificent breasts! “He is a great beast who can easily embrace the world within his gigantic chest!!”

hmm. I know there is no malice.

My heart continues to beat.

I don’t covet it like Nana, but, well, Nana, I still miss Nana a little bit.

Should I stop by Sacheon for a moment when I get back home?

“Thank you for your understanding. To be honest, it’s something I’m too embarrassed to say out loud, so we’ll discuss the issue of Byeolho with the Murim Alliance.”

Na Yang-gyeol, who couldn’t hide his expression of regret and was pouring out words as if making excuses, suddenly stops talking.

And his expression was as if he was dazed, drunk, or like someone who had just seen an unbelievable sight with their own eyes.

Still, just in case, it was a side effect of embracing the beauty of Cheong with the veil removed.

“Me Soger?”

Na Yang-gyeol came to his senses and nodded with a serious expression.

“As the head of the clan has delegated full authority, our Heavenly Flower Hall recognizes the qualifications of Hwajung Cheonhwa. Indeed, the best person in the world also has the best eyesight in the world. If the preface Sojeo is not a heavenly flower, what flower in the world would be called a heavenly flower?”

“Eh.”

what? Suddenly solving the case?

As Cheong blinks in bewilderment, Na Yang-gyeol looks at Cheong with a determined expression.

“Preface, Sojeo, I have one other request to make. Could you please listen to it without misunderstanding me?”

“What is it?”

Na Yang-gyeol answered him.

“Please be my companion. “I came to admire it.”

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