Chapter 301. [It’s Understandable To Wet Yourself When You’re A Little Girl]

《I-Iroha~! I’m sorry, okay!?》

《…Hmph.》

I turned away from Angu Ogu in the living room with my arms crossed.

After that, we went to a few more houses and filled our baskets with candy before returning home.

However, another incident occurred during that time.

And what exactly happened was…

***

《Whoa, this house’s yard is amazing!》

《Indeed》

Angu Ogu and I stood side by side, mouths agape.

The house was decorated as if it were part of a theme park.

Of course, it attracted attention, and a line of children had formed.

We joined the line, admiring the illuminated scenery.

《The house itself is a mansion.》

《But it’s not as big as yours, Angu Ogu.》

《That’s not a fair comparison.》

《True. But it’s impressive how many people are here.》

《Yeah. Depending on the neighborhood, even houses without decorations get kids every few minutes.》

《I see, that’s why there’s a line. But it seems tough.》

《It is, especially for those living alone in a big house.》

《They should consider whether to leave their lights on or off.》

《Yeah. I’ve heard stories of houses getting pranked because the lights were left on.》

《That’s… something.》

While chatting, it was our turn.

I confidently said,

《Trick or treat!》

《Here you go, “treat”. Take whichever you like.》

The candy we received looked expensive.

No wonder it’s popular.

***

Everything was fine up to that point.

But the last house we visited, despite being just as elaborately decorated, didn’t give out any candy.

《Trick or treat!》

《Hehe~ “No”. I can’t give candy that easily.》

《Huh!?》

Despite the polite greeting, they didn’t say “treat”.

It was the first time I encountered this, and I was puzzled.

Unlike the man who teased us earlier, this time it was a very refined old lady.

Even though it was for a trick, I felt hesitant.

《Iroha! Let’s prank them!》

《Is it okay? But…》

I glanced at the old lady, worried.

But she just smiled.

《Iroha, it’s the rule, so we have to prank! Wrap that area with toilet paper and turn it into a “TP’d house”!》

《What is that?》

Angoogu pushed me forward.

Neither her dad nor her daughter tried to stop us, and conveniently, there was toilet paper lying around.

《How do I do this? And why toilet paper?》

《Toilet paper sticks when wet and is hard to clean up!》

《I see. That sounds annoying. But is it really okay?》

《Hurry up! It’s fine, it’s fine!》

《Okay》

Following orders, I picked up the toilet paper and approached the spot.

Thud! Something fell from above.

It was a corpse.

《V…》

《《《Huh?》》》

《Eek! O-Ogu! Th-there! That!》

I rolled away and clung to Angu Ogu.

But while distancing myself from the corpse…

《W-what? If I move away… Huh?》

Something hit my foot.

Looking down, I saw a skeleton decoration.

《Phew… Just a decoration…!?》

-Cackle cackle cackle cackle!

The skeleton’s teeth chattered, laughing.

Then something black started falling from the trees.

《Whoa, ew!》

One of them stuck to my face.

I hastily brushed it off and realized what it was.

It was a spider the size of my palm.

The continuous shocks from my trauma switch…

My dam broke.

《…Ah, ahhh!? No, no, no… Ah!?》

A warm sensation spread in my lower abdomen.

Angu Ogu, unaware, laughed and said.

《Haha, surprised? Some houses do this to trick and scare you for fun… Huh? Iroha?》

《O-Ogu. You should have told me sooner! I got so scared that I… I… “wet myself”!》

《What? No way!?》

Looking closely, the corpse, skeleton, and spiders were all fake.

Just mechanical tricks… but it was too late.

《Waaah!》

I cried from embarrassment. Wetting myself at this age!?

My body, or rather, this girl’s body, had loose tear ducts and sphincters.

《Wait!? Hold on!? Excuse me, um!?》

Angu Ogu rushed to consult the house owner.

But it was her fault in the first place…

《Angu Ogu, you idiot!》

I cried and shouted.

***

《I-Iroha~! I’m sorry, okay!?》

And thus, back to the beginning.

I crossed my arms and turned away from Angu Ogu in the living room.