Here is the translation of the provided text from I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch into English, ensuring the flow and tone remain natural and fitting for an English-speaking audience while staying faithful to the original content:

Rags remain rags, even after they’re washed.
At least they don’t smell anymore.
The new straw coat is still stiff from being under-processed.
At least it doesn’t smell either.

Yeah, yesterday wasn’t too great…

If you sling a net over your shoulder and carry a stick, you’d have the perfect image of a mountain man.
Humans are sad creatures …