"Ken! I swear, I’ve never woken up feeling so refreshed in my life!"

"That's... great to hear."

Laphne greeted me with her hair in a messy bedhead and a pillow mark still visible on her cheek. Meanwhile, I was feeling groggy, with dark circles under my eyes.

"It’s definitely because I slept with you. It’s the Ken Feinstein effect!"

Laphne, who clearly had the best sleep she’d had in a while, was brimming with energy this morning. She had often struggled with restless nights, so I was glad she’d slept so well.

"Hey… Ken, if I sleep with you, I …