"Hey, young man, what did you get arrested for?"

"I hit a disobedient pig and got arrested."

"As the saying goes, disobedient animals should be disciplined with a stick."

The young man nodded in agreement.

"And what about you, old man? What did they nab you for?"

"I got caught… well, forcing myself on a goat."

"Well, goats are understandable."

They both nodded again, this time turning their attention toward me.

"Hey, black-haired outsider, what did you get arrested for?"

"I abandoned beastfolk."

"What? Look at this piece of trash."

"Abandoning beastfolk? Do you have no heart or soul? Didn’t …