I glared at the pink slime that looked so innocent, and we began a staring contest.

What exactly is this slime made of?

Of course, this creature wasn’t a real monster. There was no interface popping up.

The only weapon I had to defeat this mysterious slime was a spoon.

I gently tapped the slime with the spoon.

The slime smoothly twisted its body, dodging the sharp edge of the spoon.

It’s more elastic than I thought.

Gripping the spoon a little tighter, I attempted to slice the slime in two with all the finesse of swordsmanship.

*Thunk!*

"Oh."

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