As I sulked, feeling envious of Choi Si-woo for possessing a man’s holy sword that I didn’t have, the class rep tilted her head in confusion.
“What?”
“Nothing. I just want to check this out.”
“Uh, really?”
I had personal interests, and it seemed that damn Choi Si-woo hadn’t touched this place, so I was determined to squeeze my way in. In the original story, Reina, Han Su-ji, Park Ji-su, Lee Yoo-jung, and Choi Si-woo were the members, but since Park Ji-su was persuaded by Choi Si-woo to join, I planned to take that spot this time.
That way, if I included Reina and Han Su-ji, and Choi Si-woo and I joined, we’d have the perfect five members.
“But where are those three?”
“Oh, they said they’d be gone for a bit.”
“?”
Is it a 3P situation? That bastard Choi Si-woo. Was it really a 3P? Ugh, this feels like some sort of NTR. Just a short while ago, these girls who had just discovered the world of yuri succumbed to the holy sword that Choi Si-woo possessed.
This is why there are limits among women. But does it matter? After all, they are the original heroines, right? I’m just a disqualified heroine, so it doesn’t matter. Besides, I have no intention of developing any hobbies of being stuck on a guy.
“I might as well register their names too.”
“Is that... okay?”
“I mean, they’re kids who listen to me like glue.”
Choi Si-woo might roam around all the time, but he has a personality that listens well to me, mostly just complaining about life. Reina has that unnecessary tsundere attitude, but she will still listen to me.
As for Han Su-ji... Well, if Choi Si-woo has conquered both girls, persuading him would likely bring them along as a package deal.
“That works out perfectly.”
“Hmm?”
“Anyway, class rep, thanks. See you later.”
Since I thought of it, I should head to the club now. With those three gone, it was the perfect time to foster a relationship with Lee Yoo-jung.
The internet broadcasting club was located at the very end of the second floor. As soon as I entered, I was greeted by a cozy atmosphere that made it hard to distinguish whether this was a gaming room or a club room.
In the middle of it all, a woman with blue hair was playing console games, covered by a tattered blanket. It was Lee Yoo-jung.
She was the heroine who competed for the top spot alongside the protagonist in both *Sword God: Invincible* and its sequel. That was according to the illustrations drawn by the author himself.
She always had sleepy eyes and was perpetually carrying around Pepero, being addicted to it. With a model-like height and figure, she casually wore only dolphin shorts and a white t-shirt in the clubroom.
Heh. Sister.
No, is it now Sister Heh?
Instead of swelling up down there, my chest was swelling up instead.
“Uh? Who are you?”
“I’m Yoo Eun-ha from 1-A, the new student.”
“I’m Lee Yoo-jung, a second-year. Are you here to join this club?”
“Yes.”
Of course, I would! I was satisfied to enjoy that gigantic holy sword all by myself. Would I be able to enjoy it before Choi Si-woo captures it?
“Hmm. You’re a strange kid. This club is already dead in the water.”
“But there’s still a senpai here.”
“Well, I’m just leeching off the budget. Until it’s officially disbanded, do you want to slack off here? We’ve got snacks, ramen, and ice cream.”
Among the second and third years, there were plenty who acted like seniors or tended to look down on first-years lacking the resolve to be hunters, but she was not like that.
“Is that so?”
“But you.”
Lee Yoo-jung scanned me from head to toe.
“What?”
“Oh wow, you really have the audacity to show off your body. What’s that under your shirt? A heart? No, it isn’t.”
Ah, she has the abilities of <Electromagnetic Warfare> and <Clairvoyance>.
While it may seem like electromagnetic warfare is trivial against monsters, she will play a significant role in destroying the information networks of villain organizations, including the Black God Cult, and hunting down the villains that revived after failing in the original work.
With her clairvoyance, she checks for villain markers or those who have infiltrated buildings. She’s truly an indispensable heroine for locating monsters.
She just casually checked my body.
“Ew, you pervert. Do you have clairvoyance?”
“Even if you’re the one wearing that, who are you to say such things? Are you a villain or something?”
“If I were a real villain?”
I wouldn’t be opposed to becoming a villain to keep my life safe.
“Well, if Yoo Eun-ha, the sister of the first Sword God Yoo Jin-seok, became a villain, wouldn’t that be interesting? Wouldn’t that be more fitting for succubi?”
“Honestly, I’m a virgin.”
“Hmm. I don’t want to think about it. I’ll just lie down.”
Saying that, she lay down, and I couldn’t help but stare at her chest.
This is the appeal of being a woman. I can gaze freely at her chest without her noticing.
After all, I still have a man’s mind. Naturally, my eyes are drawn to a woman’s chest.
Wasn’t that an H-cup? Regardless, it’s enormous.
“Oh. You’re a lesbian, right?”
Lee Yoo-jung subtly covered her chest. Those slanted eyes seem to accuse me of being a pervert, and it makes my stomach churn.
Damn it, I’ll smash that anonymous board.
“I won’t deny it, but for you to treat me like such a pervert is a bit much.”
“Didn’t you just have a public love affair with Reina, the academy’s number one beauty?”
That was Reina’s fault for initiating it.
I would be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it.
“But you know, are we doing club activities once we get five members?”
“Yeah, it’ll probably happen even if we force it. If there are members but no results, the club might get disbanded, and that could hurt us when we try to join a guild.”
Club activity results at the academy can count as experience when joining a guild.
In fact, it’s ideal to get scouted during midterms, finals, or tournaments.
I didn’t expect her to be thinking about joining a guild.
She’s a diamond spoon, contrary to appearances.
She’s the daughter of the president of the Heavenly Group related to magic gear. In the original story, Choi Si-woo’s funding problem is resolved through the Heavenly Group.
Things like items or holy relics.
“Are you thinking of joining a guild?”
“No, I’m just saying that. I mean, the others will probably want to do club activities.”
Certainly, Reina and Han Su-ji would be interested.
Aside from the Black God Cult, the internet broadcasting club, being a dungeon exploration club, is a great place for guilds to keep an eye on alongside swordsmanship, spear techniques, and magic-related clubs.
“When was the last club activity?”
“Last year, I think?”
“Hmm. If we get five members, will you join in the activities, senpai?”
Then, I could also bring in Lee Yoo-jung.
That foolish Choi Si-woo, who’s barely managing to keep up, will need my help. What can I say?
He isn’t regressing. There’s no way he could be ignoring this important character without any reason.
“Are you planning to avoid the criticism? What’s wrong with that smirk?”
“I’m pretty sure we’re going to be five members soon.”
“Really?”
And shortly after, they arrived.
The protagonist of this work, Sword God Choi Si-woo.
The first heroine of this work, the faux elf Reina.
The second heroine of this work, the flame spear maiden Han Su-ji.
And…
The disqualified heroine of this work, Yoo Eun-ha, joined them, making a total of four members.
“Wait, I told you not to come! Why are you at the academy?”
“Hey. I know how to protect myself, okay? Who are you to tell me not to come?”
If the Black God Cult is targeting me, it doesn’t matter if I’m at the academy or anywhere else.
What matters is how the events unfold. Ultimately, the attack of the Black God Cult is a predetermined sequence. The key is how far Choi Si-woo can endure.
“It’s not that; you could be targeted by the Black God Cult, you know?”
“Let them come. I’ll take them all down. Even if it’s Choi Si-woo, I’m stronger than you two. What are you talking about?”
“We want to protect you too.”
What on earth led to this situation?
It feels like I’ve become the mascot that these guys need to protect.
If it’s SM, then I’m the S, and if it’s public service, then I’m the public.
I shouldn’t be in this position where I have to be protected. Am I just a disqualified heroine?
“Babbler.”
Choi Si-woo, now a second Yoo Jin-seok, is yammering on, as if he were my mother, and daring to give me a hard time.
He’s bringing in a heroine who would be more than willing to spread her legs for him, and he’s repaying me with ingratitude.
“Hey, Choi Si-woo. I’d like it if you could keep it down since you’re being annoying. You’re handsome, but are you an auntie?”
“I’m sorry, senpai.”
Huh, what’s going on here?
Originally, Lee Yoo-jung was positively inclined towards Choi Si-woo from the start.
Having resolved 90% of her academy life by slacking off in the clubroom, she was captivated after seeing the video of Choi Si-woo bravely defeating Kim Seung-jun.
To be precise, unlike Lee Yoo-jung, who was always wasting time, Choi Si-woo, holding the holy sword and striving for growth without arrogance, was like a beacon of light.
She likely developed feelings for him from that moment, and the timing of them expressing their feelings would occur while fighting against the Black God Cult.
- “You’re Sword God Choi Si-woo, right? I saw you defeating that monster before. You were impressive. Welcome to the internet broadcasting club.”
- “Ah, ahaha. No, I’m not.”
This is how it was supposed to develop… Huh? That bastard didn’t catch Kim Seung-jun, did he?
I did.
Damn it. I had completely forgotten that Choi Si-woo would earn Lee Yoo-jung’s favor.
Why did this suddenly come to mind? Regardless, because he didn’t catch Kim Seung-jun that day, the flag for Lee Yoo-jung was destroyed.
He was even treated like a chatty old lady.
So what were Lee Yoo-jung’s feelings towards me?
I had to befriend her; I would need the Heavenly Group’s assistance sooner or later.
“Hmm. I don’t like all this crowding. Especially since he’s a Sword God. Are you close to him?”
“No? He’s just a placeholder.”
“Thank goodness. A guy like that isn’t good. I’m not worried since you’re a lesbian, but still, you two are clearly nuts.”
Damn it.
Choi Si-woo scratched his head awkwardly and chuckled.
That idiot. What on earth is he thinking?
I really don’t get it. Right now, Choi Si-woo is broke. Like, painfully broke. Without the help of the Heavenly Group, he’ll have trouble buying items or making significant progress in his endeavors.
That foolish Choi Si-woo.
“Huh, to be honest, I wanted to spend time alone with this cutie until the club is disbanded.”
What is this? Not like the world is ending. Huh?
“No, earlier you told me I was a lesbian and not to stare at my chest. Do you like me?”
“Honestly, if someone stares at their chest so greedily, who wouldn’t call them a pervert?”
What went wrong here?
“Wait, I said I was going to join the spear technique club?”
“I’m joining the archery club.”
“Don’t worry. At this academy, you can join two clubs once you have enough time.”
It seems Reina and Han Su-ji both joined clubs that suited them.
“By the way, since it’s the internet broadcasting club… is there any kind of status monitor?”
“I can see that kind of stuff with my unique ability. And I can judge whether you’re suitable for the dungeon and assign you to an appropriate level dungeon. From looking at this combo, I’d say there’s no need to calculate.”
Her electromagnetic warfare ability uniquely allows her to see the status screens of others. Because of that, some readers speculated that once she unlocks her ability, she might be able to use electromagnetic warfare even on human minds.
Of course, the information she sees includes only names, ages, unique abilities, and skills; sometimes she may not sense them depending on the opponent.
I never expected Sword God Choi Si-woo would be the one to bring that up first.
Lee Yoo-jung carefully observed each one of us and then transcribed what she saw from my status screen onto paper.
Sword God Choi Si-woo, Elemental Arrow Reina, Flame Spear Maiden Han Su-ji. All were revealed like layers of an onion by Lee Yoo-jung.
They were all exactly as I knew them.
Should I inform them?
It seemed Choi Si-woo wanted to know about my ability as well.
In my previous life, I died early, and even if I joined a club, Yoo Eun-ha hadn’t entered any club back then.
To be fair, my ability is more than just <Acceleration>; it operates on a different level.
I was genuinely curious too.
Since I couldn’t see my status screen, I only knew there was this ability based on my memories. Without a status screen, I couldn’t know for sure.
Anyway, since they’re the protagonist and heroines, it wouldn’t hurt.
“Wait. Yoo Eun-ha, what are you?”
“Pardon?”
She tilted her head and then showed me the status screen she drew.
**Name:** Yoo Eun-ha = 4 - /_#! )4#41<4 (Sealed)
**Age:** ??
**Gender:** Female
**Unique Ability (Unknown)**
<???>
**Skills (Unknown)**
[???]
“Who are you?”