"Do you have a girlfriend, Instructor? Your muscles are incredible, but… they’re absurdly large."

"How about we have a drink and chat things over?"

"I’d love to have a serious talk with you about life, Instructor. What do you say?"

They were confident that with a few drinks, they could easily sway Gordon.

The problem was, Gordon didn’t drink. And he was so oblivious he couldn’t recognize when someone was trying to seduce him.

"I don’t drink! Alcohol causes ‘muscle loss’! Enough rest! Up! Let’s go again!"

'Damn, with that body, you’d think he’d be able to hold his liquor.'