- Title: The Reason Magic is Great.txt
It was said that highly advanced science cannot be distinguished from magic. Thus, the "Emperor of the Universe's" dimensional transmission technology is magic. Therefore, the Emperor of the Universe is a wizard, and the magic that successfully transports dimensional materials is magnificent.
Additionally, here’s the verification shot.
(Just a picture of the Lich King’s third ribcage.jpg)
- What kind of nonsense is this long?
- Can someone summarize it?
- Summary: Anyway, magic is awesome.
- What on earth is this verification for, lol?
- What’s going on in that guy’s head?
- Would a sane person become a lich?
- So, did you really receive the event?
- Why did that crazy guy post that picture? Isn’t that a hate image?
- It looks like a ribcage…
- The yellowing suggests it’s been rotten for a long time.
- That bastard is a 1500-year-old lich. He’s supposed to be the master of magic and got cut down by the Demon King with a blunt sword.
- Reporting this, g-g.
- (Rich is rich) Hmph! How dare these lowly humans who can’t even prove their worth speak to me?
- This guy is all about magic and species pride.
- Yeah, but what does that matter? Magic gets overshadowed by SF technology, and he was overpowered by the Demon King, right?
- (Rich is rich) That’s not true! The greatness of magic remains unchanged! And SF is... magic!
- What?
- You fool.
- Reporting this, g-g. Let’s see how the new reporting feature works.
- Old man teacher, are you trembling?
- How about abandoning magic and becoming a scientist instead, Lich?
Raymond, using the nickname “Rich is rich,” felt like his eyes were about to turn inside out from anger.
“Those lowly bastards who can’t even prove their own worth...!”
Yes. He acknowledged it.
Honestly, he had been dismissing the quintessence of scientific advancement in SF. After all, the one known as the “Emperor of the Universe” looked like nothing more than a narcissistic liar suffering from serious delusions.
Raymond had to calm his trembling fingers as he looked at the item in front of him.
Clatter—
“I can’t believe inter-dimensional material movement is actually possible.”
Even though there was concrete evidence right in front of him, it was hard to believe. Countless intellects had put forth tremendous efforts to uncover the truth of the [Dimension Integration Community].
How many transcendents had poured their lives into researching the community only to fade away in vain?
“I have no choice but to believe that other dimensions exist...”
[Dimension Integration Community]
There were people from various worlds present. Moreover, the very name is about dimensional integration, isn’t it?
Even if he tried to convince himself that it was simply another planet in the same dimension…
“A transcendent known as the Divine Dragon once ventured into space.”
Just because it isn’t SF doesn’t mean one can’t venture into space. Raymond remembered a dragon called the Divine Dragon, which had made its way into the cosmos.
Ultimately, it turned to cosmic dust due to the limitations of being a living being, but the Divine Dragon had roamed the universe for hundreds of years. And during its travels, it had consistently kept a log in the community.
The log clearly stated that no matter how far it traveled, it felt no link to the community apart from itself.
Moreover, there was a second reason.
Wasn’t it called a parallel world? Most are similar, yet slightly different worlds. Can a single dimension contain countless parallel worlds?
At least Raymond thought not.
Those who were possessed or reincarnated in the community tended to shed tears of homesickness. After all, their entire lives had vanished in an instant, and they had been separated from their families.
Even if the only thing that changed was the country they lived in, the feeling of nostalgia would arise when the world had flipped upside down.
And those worn down by longing would typically seek out people from their hometowns within the community to socialize.
“Though I think they’re weak, it’s not incomprehensible.”
However, they soon realize that the world they lived in was subtly different. The president is different, or history varies slightly.
Finding a true counterpart became nearly impossible. No, even those claiming to be from the same hometown hadn’t noticed the differences yet, Raymond thought of them as parallel worlds.
This meant that other dimensions do exist, and it was inevitable that transcendents would flock to dimensional research.
However, as seen from the results...
Nothing.
Even the most powerful transcendents couldn’t find a single clue about dimensional magic.
“What on earth is this ‘Emperor of the Universe’...?”
The Lich King Raymond gazed at the item placed inside the box, his expression grave.
- (Hair Loss Medication) Revitalize your scalp to its prime! The perfect hair loss cure!
- (Hair Wax) Apply once and maintain your hairstyle naturally for six months!
For some reason, it was an incredibly infuriating gift for him.
Is he making fun of me?
“Why did you give me these items, Emperor of the Universe?”
It was a question he could not expect an answer to.
There was no way he sent it for no reason…
“Is this possibly a message from the Emperor of the Universe to recall the human heart before becoming a lich?”
“Hair loss medication...”
The lich lifted his bony hand and rubbed his skull. The blue glow emanating from his eye sockets trembled slightly.
“I absolutely did not decide to become a lich because of my hair.”
“But... if I had met the Emperor of the Universe a little earlier... perhaps...”
Raymond flinched. The memory of the extreme stress he had endured before becoming a lich surfaced.
“I, the Lich King, regret? That’s nonsense!”
“Roar!! It’s truly a fearsome demon!!”
It was a cry from the Lich King, who looked more like a demon than anyone else.
Moments later, the Lich King Raymond calmed his mind and scratched his jaw with his bony finger. That wasn’t what was important. No matter what kind of gift was inside, it was nothing compared to inter-dimensional material movement.
“…I need to get close to the administrator first. Then I can extract the dimensional technology and invade the Emperor of the Universe's dimension as well.”
Raymond smiled to himself as he looked at the post he had submitted. It was a post praising the administrator while also raising the prestige of magic.
If the administrator is indeed a narcissist, he would surely reply!
Raymond read the comments in the community, waiting with extreme patience for the administrator’s reaction.
He felt that if he started responding to the insects, he wouldn’t be able to hold back his curses.
Ding—
“He’s here!”
How will the “Emperor of the Universe” react?!
[Community access has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: Goodbye.]
Raymond momentarily doubted his eyes.
“…?”
What on earth?
Why?
He had even posted a verification shot to do as the administrator instructed...
He hadn’t even cursed and had been patiently waiting?
Raymond didn’t realize that the photo he had taken for verification had only captured his third ribcage.
“Why?!!”
After three days, the Lich King posted an angry protest.
Of course, it was polite.
- Title: Administrator? What’s going on here?
It was others who cursed, so why am I blocked? I’ve only praised you, Administrator.
Is it because of this verification shot?
(Just a picture of the Lich King’s third ribcage.jpg)
- Hahaha!
- Hahaha, the reporting feature is pointless.
- Isn’t this the crazy guy claiming SF is equal to magic?
- Hahahaha!
- Next, please submit a hate image.
- The 1500-year-old lich feels genuinely wronged, lol.
The effect was immediate.
[Community access has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: No hate images, please.]
“Craaack!”
The Lich King screamed while holding his skull.
“How dare you block me!!”
After three days, the Lich King finally made an emotional appeal.
- Title: I’m sorry, Administrator. I won’t be cheeky anymore.
So please stop the blocking.
- (Emperor of the Universe) Okay.
- Hahahaha!
- Even the 1500-year-old lich couldn’t escape the community.
- Hahaha, surrender!
- Breaking news) The administrator’s tyranny causes the 1500-year-old lich to kneel!
- The lich was subdued in just six days!
- This guy is so polite, lol!
- Hahaha! Are you awake now?!
***
Kalstein was going through a frantically busy time.
“Things should go crazy if they’re going to go crazy, tsk tsk. This needs to be deleted, and this too…”
(Just a picture of an old orc shaking its lower half.jpg)
(Just a close-up of the Queen Bug.jpg)
(Just a photo of a goblin's genitals that transcends species.jpg)
Recently, as he activated the administrator mode, he had things to do. While it would be simple to delegate to Aria, since he was taking that route, he had to fulfill the duties of the Emperor himself, so he couldn’t do that.
“Ugh! [Unyielding Mind]!!”
Seeing the enormous meme known as the “tactical nuke” in the community was enough to scare him. The posts that came
from all dimensions sometimes featured horrific hate images that a human could hardly imagine.
At least, he was fortunate that he quickly recovered due to the [Unyielding Mind] trait.
“You’re permanently banned.”
[Community access has been blocked for 99999 days.]
[Reason: Goodbye.]
While busily managing the community's water quality, he noticed a verification shot from the named user “Rich is Rich.”
“No, what the hell is this crazy guy posting when I asked him to verify the event?”
[Community access has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: Goodbye.]
Three days later, he sent another message for treating SF’s advanced technology as equal to magic due to the gravity of the offense.
“Don’t touch me. Ugh.”
Eventually, after confirming the lich’s surrender, he decided to show mercy.
“But why is there no one posting proper reviews? Asking for reviews makes me look desperate.”
At that moment, he noticed a review posted by a user other than the lich.
It was from the named user “Demon King Verdel.”
“Ranked 3rd in the unofficial blunt sword rankings…?”