The Wedding of Heracles and Hebe

Having proposed to Styx, Lethe, Persephone, and Minthe, all that remained was to set a date for the wedding. We agreed to decide on it after the upcoming battle with the Gigantes, as a great celebration before such a decisive conflict would be ill-timed.
Moreover, Heracles, newly granted godhood, was about to complete a month in the underworld and ascend to Olympus, where he would marry Hebe, the goddess of youth and Hera's daughter. Naturally, I would attend and offer my blessings.

"Hades, have you heard the news?"

The voice of Styx, who, …