In fact, even I’m not completely devoid of sexual desire.
Naturally, when I see a woman with her top off, I do get a little interested.
But now’s not the time to focus on such things.
The situation I’m in right now isn’t that simple.
“If only I had money at home, it’d be different.”
I don’t have parents, and there’s no money at home.
All I have is about 60 million won.
I’ve been lucky enough to catch a break and grow my broadcast recently, but… it’s still not enough to live on.
“At least I need to move out.”
If I’m going to think about relationships, I have to at least move out.
That way, I’ll have some psychological stability.
I thought about that as I opened the door.
And then—
“...Sorry for showing you something weird.”
Mangming, with a very awkward expression, carefully spoke up.
So, I quickly responded.
“No, it’s fine… I think I said something wrong.”
Now that I think about it, I probably did say something wrong.
After saying that, the awkwardness between us seemed to ease a little.
Relieved, I asked Mangming.
“So, where are we going now? I really don’t know much about London.”
Now, I had no idea where we should go.
Maybe because it’s my first time traveling abroad.
I had only come to watch a Leore match, and I hadn’t planned where to go during the remaining time.
“I was just going to stay at the accommodation, if possible.”
Earlier, some viewers had suggested I should go somewhere else, so staying in my room all the time wasn’t an option anymore.
Since Mangming has traveled abroad before, I thought maybe he’d have an idea.
I glanced at him, thinking that.
“Hmm… I’m not sure either.”
Mangming looked suddenly gloomy.
It seemed like Mangming didn’t want to leave the accommodation, just like me.
So, he hadn’t thought about where to go either.
“Well then… how about we meet in about 20 minutes and ask the viewers where we should go? It’s not like we’re going to come up with anything by just thinking about it.”
We could always look up transport options online.
“Oh, sounds good. Let’s meet in a bit.”
“Yeah.”
After that, we went back to our respective rooms and rested for a while.
How long had passed?
Beep—!
The phone that I had set to alert me vibrated.
It was time.
“...This bed is really soft.”
I had heard that European accommodations weren’t that great, so I thought it would be just okay, but it turned out to be surprisingly comfortable. I thought to myself as I knocked on the door to the other room where everyone else was.
“It’s time to go.”
If it were just Mangming and Harin, it would’ve been different, but since Sarok was in this room, I felt a bit awkward speaking casually.
So, I usually use polite language when calling everyone.
I didn’t want to make the atmosphere uncomfortable for no reason.
Knock knock—.
After knocking, a short while later, the door creaked open, and three people started coming out.
But—
“…Why are you all dressed up so much?”
They were dressed decently before, but today, it looked like they had made a real effort.
It looked like they were preparing for a date or something.
I said that, and then Harin looked at me and—
“Wait a second. Are you really planning to go out looking like that?”
With a look of disbelief, he started to scold me.
I felt a little unjust about it.
“…I think I’m dressed pretty well for me.”
I’m not very interested in fashion, so I thought I was dressed up a lot by my standards.
Objectively speaking, it wasn’t that strange.
“What’s this ‘okka’?”
Living with ‘okka’ like this is making life hard.
If they keep doing this, how am I supposed to live?
Thinking that, I started the broadcast.
“I’ll ask the viewers.”
Even if they’re criticizing my outfit, I doubt the viewers will think it’s serious enough to make a big deal out of it.
[The broadcast has started!]
As the notification that the broadcast had begun came through, viewers started joining in.
The speed at which they joined was on a different level compared to when I first started—now, it was announced that four people would be on the broadcast together, so the viewer count was increasing rapidly.
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: Hi hi]
[Are you still at the accommodation?]
[You ended the stream earlier, but you started again quickly.]
[Didn’t you end the stream earlier?]
[Wow, you ended and started super quickly.]
Ah, I just realized that I forgot to ask why I ended the broadcast earlier.
I didn’t get a chance to ask because I got distracted.
“By the way, why did you end the broadcast earlier? Didn’t you say you’d keep it on?”
“Oh, that? My phone overheated, so I had to cool it down before restarting.”
“Ah, that makes sense.”
That was a perfectly normal reason for ending the stream.
Thinking that, I got to the main topic.
“Anyway, I’m about to go out now, but before I go, could you rate my outfit? People keep criticizing me… and I find it ridiculous.”
The people criticizing me aren’t even fashion experts.
It’s been a blow to my pride.
Saying that, I handed the camera over to Harin so that my full body would be visible.
Then—
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: Hmm...]
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: It’s kind of ambiguous.]
[It seems okay, though.]
[It’s good, but something about it feels off… but I don’t know why.]
[Why does it feel off?]
[강후민입니다: Guys, just be honest. It looks terrible.]
[Ah!]
[Ah!]
[What?!]
[But it’s not really terrible... it’s just a bit off, so it’s hard to say.]
The viewers’ reactions weren’t much different from the others’.
It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t great enough to call good either.
At this point, I was getting frustrated.
“Wait, really? Is it that bad?”
What’s wrong with everyone all of a sudden?
I was thinking that when—
“Hm… I think your outfit’s okay, but I know there’s a clothing store nearby. How about we go there and try something on properly?”
Sarok suggested a solution.
I had thought Sarok would like my outfit, as he hadn’t said anything, but now it seemed like he didn’t, and I felt a little disappointed. I nodded anyway.
“Let’s try on something and see.”
We’d find out who was right once we tried something on.
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: Alright.]
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: Please go try something on…]
[These guys are too harsh lol.]
[Isn’t this too much for Dama? lol.]
[But the outfit is a bit off, though.]
[환희: Should’ve helped with the outfit before going.]
[환희: Haha.]
Speaking of which, I should’ve asked Shin Ye-hwa about fashion since she’s really knowledgeable about it.
I regretted not asking before we left.
Thinking that, we all moved toward the clothing store nearby.
As soon as we stepped outside, I noticed one thing.
“Wow, it’s really raining heavily.”
It was raining a lot.
I had heard that London often gets rain, but even with that in mind, the rain was constant.
I guess that’s why people don’t wear clothes that get ruined by the rain while walking around.
“Interesting.”
I thought, as I used the internet map to guide my steps.
How long did we walk?
“Oh, here it is.”
Finally, we found the clothing store.
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: Are we finally going to see Dama wear proper clothes?]
[🗡️전지좆능한크툴루: I’m nervous now lol.]
[Please, lingerie please, lingerie please.]
[🚶♂️ Temporarily Suspended.]
[Lingerie Dama is hilarious lol.]
[Lingerie sounds a bit exciting though.]
[Personally, I think Dama would look good in reverse bunny.]
[Hehe.]
[Just imagining it is getting me excited.]
I glanced at the chat, and strange comments were flooding in.
“…What’s all this nonsense?”
It wasn’t just any nonsense—it was lively nonsense, and it was hard to ignore from my perspective.
“Manager, control the chat.”
This kind of thing should really be handled by Cthulhu.
I thought I’d need to send a message later to give a warning. Just as I was about to enter the store,
Harin stopped me.
“You need to get permission before filming. You don’t want to get in trouble.”
“True.”
I had seen news about people getting into trouble overseas for doing weird things, so I didn’t want to risk that.
I decided to wait for a moment.
But then—
“Anyone here speak English?”
Harin, confidently recruiting someone who could speak English.
I was stunned.
“Wait, aren’t you supposed to know English?”
“I don’t know it.”
“What?”
He acted like he could, so I naturally thought he would.
Feeling a little dumbfounded, I decided to step in.
Though I could speak some English, I just had to make sure I didn’t fumble my words.
I wasn’t about to embarrass myself.