[Title: Suddenly Feeling Existential]
Content:
Why are most of the bosses in this game all these “unfortunate victims who were just living their lives before everything fell apart”?

Can’t we just have simple ones like “This jerk totally deserves to die,” or “This guy’s asking for it,” or “Fight me, coward”?

Or at least let us save them before it’s too late, for crying out loud.

• Reply: Seriously, showing us their tragic backstory makes it worse.

• Reply: Backstory? Hmm...

• OP: Bro, if they’re that simple, then you be the boss instead.

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