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How should I even begin to explain this so this human youth can properly understand?

“So, first of all... you’re not dead.”

“If I’m not dead, then what the hell is this place?”

“It’s a kind of... Oh! Right! A virtual reality. You know what virtual reality is, right?”

“Virtual reality? Is this a dream or something?”

I sighed deeply as I looked at the young human scanning his surroundings in confusion.

At least I’d succeeded in bringing him out of Earth.

The contract I’d made with that insufferable wench who governs Earth was a bit unfair, but I …