When Wei Xiao woke up, it was almost eleven o'clock.

He stretched his waist, looked habitually to the left, and looked into the dark shading curtains ...

Eh?

Captain!

Oh no, it's the captain's bed!

Wei Xiao sat up with a short hair and was surprised to find himself changing to a bed.

Is this the captain's bed? How did he sleep in the captain's bed!

Sleepwalking again?

Fuck!

Wei Xiao patted his head.

Yesterday was really too tired. In the afternoon, he tried to score for the top three of the standings. In the evening training game, he paid 200% of the spirit. In addition, the boss and the captain were a person's mental stimulation. And the full solo to three o'clock ...

All listed, Wei Xiao does not sleepwalk until there is a ghost!

After so many years of experience, he told him that sleepwalking wouldn't run once the mind and body were tired at the same time.

Over ...

What did he do last night?

Climbed the captain's bed again?

He didn't do anything about animals!

He frightened to get up and wash, brushing his teeth uneasily.

Wei Xiao is very clear about his sleepwalking urine.

He is desperately holding people, he looks like an octopus.

Thanks to the captain, if this is a girl, he has to take responsibility, get married and have children!

The picture is too scary, Wei Xiao is excited.

Washing his face in a hurry, Wei Xiao sent a message to Lu Feng: "Captain, last night ..."

Fuck, I don't know how to say it, so I sent it!

Lu Feng returned to him after a while: "Wake up?"

Wei Xiao stared at these two words and looked again, and could not understand that the captain was not angry.

Wei Xiao's eyes closed and his heart fluttered, "I wasn't rude to you last night?"

If the captain feels bad, he ...

Give him a meal?

Lu Feng put down his documents and squeezed his brows: "Ill?"

Wei Xiao gave him a popular science: "For example, holding you, fumble-you, kiss you or something ..."

Lu Feng: "..."

Wei Xiao emphasized: "I don't remember anything!"

Lu Feng suppressed the enthusiasm of the first half of the chest: "Do you sleepwalking do these?"

Wei Xiao was scared to frighten Lu Feng, and hurriedly explained: "Never, but I'm not sure if this sleepwalking will escalate and mutate ... oh ..." He responded, "I don't seem to do anything!"

Lu Feng's fingers trembled very lightly, and he typed the next line: "It doesn't mean nothing."

Wei Xiao: "!"

Lu Feng remembered the youthful breath that whispered in his ears yesterday, and said, "... kiss on my face."

Wei Xiao: "……………………………………”

Dead, at this moment, there is a guard corpse in Room 666.

Wei Xiao, dying and struggling to save himself: "Captain!"

Lu Feng's curved lips: "Yes."

Wei Xiao: "I'm not intentional qaq."

Lu Feng: "Oh."

Wei Xiao stared at these two tone-less tone words, thinking about it when he was nervous!

He poked quickly: "I know, I definitely think of you as edamame, and I love to hold it when I sleep at home, no matter how bad it is ...

After sending it out, Wei Xiao reacted in hindsight.

He even compared the captain to a dog!

He even regarded the glory devil as a two-ha!

he……

Lu Feng: "Wei Xiao."

Wei Xiao: "Captain qwq."

The devil sent him five words of ruthlessness: "Sleep early tonight."

Wei snapped and fell on the bed.

Whoops, solo is gone tonight!

It's a solo, three hours old, and flew away from him!

When Bai Cai came to him for dinner, Wei Xiao was angry at him: "Old Bai!"

How grim is the voice.

Bai Cai was startled by him: "You, what are you doing!"

Wei Xiao pulled him into the room, and the door slammed shut.

Bai Cai really became a pakchoi, he was startled: "What the **** are you doing!"

The bandits approached him step by step and forced him to the wall.

Cabbage: "You, you ..."

With a loud whisper, Cai brother stood against the wall.

Wei Xiao picked up a long-prepared hanger: "Frank and lenient, resist strict."

Bai Cai blew up: "What the **** do you draw early in the morning, why don't you go to the entertainment industry after so many shows!"

Wei Xiao took the hanger to his chest: "The captain told me last night."

Bai Cai: "!"

Say what?

What makes Wei Xiao crazy?

Captain, you hurt me!

Brother Cai knew it for a second, and he didn't slap himself!

The desire to survive made Bai Cai's thoughts clear, his mouth sharp, and he made a clear explanation of the ins and outs of the time: "I did not sell you! Absolutely not! I just have this guilty heart and this courage! It's an accident, all **** It was an accident. At that time, you made a review video for Xiao Ningzi. After I received it, I glanced at it. The captain just heard your voice ... "

Wei Xiao froze and felt that Bai Cai was still 'resisting': "The captain and I stayed three days and three nights. After two years, he can recognize me by listening to my voice?"

Bai Cai: "Why don't I know, you're so poor, he asked me if I was Wei Xiao, I'm scared to death!"

Wei Xiao saw him not lie like this: "Really?"

Bai Caifa said fiercely: "I swear by all the deposits of my three bank cards!"

Wei Xiao: "..."

Brother Cai had a clear conscience: "If I'm not telling them, let them be cleared overnight!" Wei Xiaoxin said, this poison curse is worse than the old Bai Xiaoxiao, it seems that he is not telling lies.

The bandit tapped on the palm of his hand with a hanger: "I don't blame you at all."

Bai Caisong sighed, he was really afraid that Wei Xiao was going crazy. In case the kid turned him on the vest of Gua Di, Cai was yellow every minute.

Wei Xiao carefully scrutinized: "Okay, in the final analysis, I am still too attractive."

Bai Cai: "........."

Wei Xiaomei said, "Two years apart can make the captain miss me, I am really a sinful man."

Bai Cai: "……………………" Can I go to you?

Wei Xiao felt that he was not worse than Cai brother in close heart, and he was in a good mood, and he was also pleasing to the eye: "Leave, go to eat."

Bai Cai also had a ghost meal, and he was so scared!

As they walked towards the restaurant, they met Ning Zhehan.

When Xiao Ningzi saw Wei Xiao, curiosity sprang up, and he came up: "Brother Xiao!"

Wei Xiao is in a good mood, and the ending is all raised: "Huh?"

Ning Zhehan smiled hesitantly: "Don't show off when you have a girlfriend!"

Wei Xiao: "..."

Bai Cai froze and almost died in this corridor!

Ning Zhehan lingered in his mind: "I heard Cai said that she was very beautiful and still working."

Wei Xiao looked at Bai Cai, but Pi Xiaorou didn't smile: "Well, it's beautiful, it's very beautiful, you can't move your legs at a glance."

Ning Zhehan was shocked: "Is it true? Is it a star?"

Wei Xiao described it slightly: "He looks better than a star and earns no less than a star. He also takes good care of people, but his personality is cold ..."

Ning Zhe admired: "Brother Xiao Niubi, such a superb girlfriend can be found!"

Wei Xiao waved his hand: "This fate is unstoppable."

Ning Zhehan was even more admired: "It looks like you two are in a good relationship."

Wei Xiao thought about the much-loved Cai brother, soured: "It must be, he values ​​me most!"

Bai Cai knew him so well that he couldn't figure out what the vinegar taste was like!

Is n’t it important that you take it seriously, why are you staring at me again? I dare not grab the captain with you!

Ning Zhehan didn't hear it at all, but sighed, "That's great."

Wei Xiao modest: "OK."

Bai Cai: "..."

Last night he thought he could be embarrassed to watch Wei Xiao crazy, he was too young!

At the restaurant, they met Gary again.

Gary had just arrived, and he saw Wei Xiao at first glance, his eyes spitting fire, and anxious not to eat any meal, and battled with him first.

Wei Xiao greeted him: "Good morning."

Gary returned to him in lame Chinese: "Find (early)!"

Wei Xiao remembered the excellent performance of the old g yesterday, and hesitated: "Continue to cheer today!"

I still want to play against l & p. Wei Xiao, who lost several times, wants to make a round.

Gary remembered his refueling yesterday, and today he fired up: "I don't believe you anymore!"

This tone sounded like a little daughter-in-law who was cheated by the scumbag.

Wei Xiao coaxed him: "It was an accident yesterday."

gary: "You are a liar!"

Wei Xiao: "I really want to fight with you."

Gary became more and more angry: "You keep your word!"

Wei Xiao: "... It's fat to eat."

In order to be able to live up to their promises, it is estimated that many boys have to lie to them every day.

gary couldn't understand the Chinese four-character idiom: "In short, I will not be fooled again!"

"This way ..." Wei Xiao gave him a trick: "Lao g, before you freely match, bathe and change clothes before burning incense to worship ..."

gary: "?????"

Wei Xiao's trick is absolutely terrible: "... you can stack yourself with buff in advance, and you may be able to match the starting of ftw in the afternoon."

Gary didn't keep up with this rhythm: "I'm going to play a team match with you!"

Wei Xiao's eyes cared about the little fool's eyes: "As long as you match us in the afternoon, you will hammer hard, hammering our ftw into negative points, and taking the first l & p, you can do whatever you want?"

Old g: "..."

Bai Cai and Ning Zhehan who listened: "..."

If you don't like the wall, you will be served. Really **** logic!

Yuan Ze, who came back with a cigarette outside, heard an ear.

gary: "It seems a bit saying ..."

The veteran dog held his fool, "I'm gone."

gary: "Hmm ..."

Yuan Ze had a headache in his head: "Sell another soldier for six hours."

gary: "..."

Wei Xiao ordered him: "Come on!"

Gary turned his head and said nothing.

Yuan Ze looked at other people's jungles, and then looked at his jungles: "..."

ftw really picked up treasure (crossed out) ghosts this year!

When eating, always picking up the fine white Cai Cai has been slow to move chopsticks.

Wei Xiao looked at him: "What are you doing?"

Bai Cai read the private message with a headache.

Wei Xiao came together.

Brother Cai is editing Weibo, a long paragraph, like a small paper.

Oh, it's Gu Di's daily cp.

Wei Xiao was very curious: "Who are you doing?"

He glanced roughly and was shocked!

"Old Bai, you are not disgusting!"

Bai Cai: "..."

Opposite Xiao Ningzi, Bai was afraid of being exposed, and poked WeChat: "You **** shut up!"

Wei Xiao was also afraid of Bai Su committing suicide. He shut up and typed, "Would you like to lose face, what is cp?

Bai Cai thought, you who are active in business also say me!

Bai Cai continued to poke the words: "Who made you stand out yesterday, I'm **** by you!"

Wei Xiao returned to him: "Pay attention to the words, we are both innocent."

Bai Cai was inexplicably tight and ordered to withdraw-this one could not be seen by the captain, and he would be cold when he saw it.

Baicai's Weibo is a small paper on quiet and white.

Last night, FTW official blog officially announced the new jungler Quite, Wei Xiao's name is also known.

So feeding food cp turned out, taking the hot entry every minute.

Wei Xiao and Bai Cai really did n’t know it, they were all love!

Two years ago, the newcomer Wang and Xiushangtian immortal hit the wild with his own small auxiliary to fight in major clubs.

Unfortunately, the newcomer king disappeared, and the small assistant fell.

Two years later, the two reunited at ftw, and the dream set sail again!

There is sugar and a knife.

Not to mention Zhou Xingfei, Wei Xiao's blaster last night, and the phrase "do not accept", it was a blast, and there were countless fans in minutes.

When Bai stepped down, Bai Cai's eyes became red, Wei Xiao guarded his appearance, and even burst the hearts of countless young girls.

Feeding food cp is not hot, no sense!

It was only early in the morning that Bai saw the pile of private messages and wanted to die.

He doesn't mind frying cp himself, after all, he has been enthusiastically close all year round, long gone.

But this feed cp, he really did not dare to engage, he was not afraid of Wei Xiao, he was afraid of the big devil!

Brother Cai is not easy to eat at ftw, and he doesn't want to live on the street at all!

However, the whole network is so fierce. As the glorious gossip emperor, it is too weird for the emperor to say no-

Anyone who dares to engage in "marketing ghosts", but dare not engage in food feeding?

why.

Bai Cai was scared of the savvy netizen Shun Teng touching melon, and found that Gua Di Weibo had a dish lying on it.

So Cai brother can only do it, he has to do it seriously. Efforts to pretend to be true and true, and then secretly hinted that this pair of cp has shi, the little angels quickly ran ...

It's too difficult, the ghost knows how many brain cells were wasted by this little paper edited by Bai Cai!

Wei Xiao took out his mobile phone and turned it for a long time, getting more and more angry: "I'm closed cp!"

After finally showing up, it was over.

Even his autism fans turned over the wall to feed vegetables.

Feed the fart!

Brother Cai's popularity is one thousandth of the captain!

Wei Xiao looked at his followers, and then looked at Cai's followers.

Brother Cai is not as tall as him! No ...

The roosters had to peck each other, he had to hold his thighs!

Wei Xiao asked: "Did you see the captain?"

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao was here. Chen Feng and Lu Feng had just finished the meeting and went down for dinner together.

Wei Xiao's eyes saw and greeted them: "Coach, captain, here!"

Lu Feng came over.

Leng Buding and the captain looked at each other, Wei Xiao's rare shy came up a little bit.

harm! Shame, it matters.

Lu Feng came over, Wei Xiao pushed Bai Cai.

Bai Cai: "?"

Wei Xiao: "You're full, give a seat to the captain."

Bai Cai: "........."

Wei Xiao sent a WeChat to Bai Cai: "... when this is done, I will spare you to betray me."

Bai Cai looked at ‘this thing’, and his heart was full of galloping horses!

Lu Fenggang just sat down, Wei Xiao smiled brightly: "Captain, try this, it's delicious."

He used a clean new fork and forkned a piece of celery to Lu Feng's mouth.

Feed the dishes cp?

Let you see what is really feeding!

With a click, the expressionless Cai Cai took this photo.