Everyone In The Universe Is My Food Fan
Chapter 63 Table of contents

Chapter 63: The Unimaginable Disaster Scene

Today was a magical day. Jiang Qiuqiu resisted the urge to check the “post” in the forum.

She decided to check it later in the evening, as expressions and emotions would be more genuine then.

With the extra time, she watched some movies from the interstellar era at home.

It must be said, after the laughter from the survival pressure subsided, Jiang Qiuqiu’s life became much easier.

And the movies here were really great!

Holographic movies, with just a specially designed helmet, one could enter the movie world from a third-person perspective. It was called watching a movie, but the sensation was like embarking on a fantastic adventure.

In the fantastical and bizarre movies, the day quickly passed.

Jiang Qiuqiu opened her livestream room on time. Today was a day when she didn’t need to enter the kitchen. She leaned back on the small sofa in the living room, feeling relaxed for the first time.

[Live now! The 8 o’clock Teacher Jiujiu’s roast session is about to begin! I lurked in the forum in advance. Truly, the city knows how to play.]

[There are so many reasons for disasters, haha, I’m impressed. Cooking is really not easy.]

[My culinary genes must have been swallowed by a black hole during evolution. It’s so difficult, looking at it is like asking for a death sentence.]

“Not necessarily.” She hadn’t even started the reviews, and they were already so negative.

[Looks like our little sister Jiujiu hasn’t visited the forum yet.]

“Your words make me curious.”

[Everyone’s talking about cooking, but did anyone notice that Sister Jiujiu is wearing a yellow doll-collar dress today! Wow, just looking at this  outfit is so cute (*▽*)!]

[Found it! Sister is so cute!]

[Of course, she’s wearing such a nice  outfit today because she doesn’t need to cook! Oh, thinking about it, Sister must have worked hard!]

After scrolling through a row of hardships, Jiang Qiuqiu’s fair little hand waved in front of the  camera. “No, I’m wearing a dress because I only have dresses. Let’s get to the point!”

She straightened up and moved to the center of the  camera. “The first episode of Jiang Jiujiu’s culinary review is starting today! Let’s see how people from all over the Federation cook!”

She opened her interstellar network notification, skillfully entered the forum, and then opened a small window to share her screen with everyone.

“Well, let’s take a look together.”

First, there was the highly praised top comment, the pitiful Master Chen’s disastrous day.

Jiang Qiuqiu watched the video at five times speed, her expression: ????

“Well… actually, the initial steps were done quite well, but why did you open the lid so many times in the middle? And the heat was a bit too high. Next time, try lowering the heat a bit. Lastly, when it’s nearly cooked, don’t add more water, or else—”

It would turn into a pot of congee, with black burnt bottom and yellowish rice mixed with semi-dry water. Truly, a scene of a car accident.

Jiang Qiuqiu thought this was an exception, but then she realized, no no no, this forum post was full of exceptions.

In the second top comment, [I just wanted to eat more rice.]

It was said that the person on the second line had very strong beast genes. He wanted to eat more rice at once, so he steamed a bit more rice.

Then Jiang Qiuqiu saw a half-person-tall bucket, and then there was no more. The fire was too high, the heat was uneven, and it perished directly.

“Well… next time, control the quantity, and it’s better not to use this for cooking. It’s easy to burn.”

There were various other cases: too little water, too much water, wanting to add some juice to the plain water for cooking rice resulting in the fruit getting burnt and joining the casualties.

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