The food in the north was generally tasteless.

The harsh cold of the north meant that the people there prioritized nutrition over flavor in their food, which was why it was so bland.

Greasy.

Strong-tasting.

Salty.

James loved everything about the north, except for its cuisine.

Early one morning, James went down to the kitchen, deep in thought about what to make for breakfast for the two guests staying at the inn.

He had no idea what kind of food they would like.

They were rather unpleasant people, but they were still guests. They might have seemed crazy and eccentric, …