Volume 1 Chapter 3: Absurdity

So, Wen Yang didn’t go on the date, and the first scene in the hentai novel didn’t happen. Does that mean the subsequent NSFW plot that happen because of that first date won’t occur?

Ning Chu followed behind his three roommates, looking down at his toes, thinking deeply about this.

It’s probably still going to happen. After all, the Hentai novel that he wrote is not one single story that are made using a single plot line, rather, it’s a gathering of Hentai one-shot, each one of those have different Heroine, with the only thing that stay the same is that Wen Yang is the Hentai protagonist.

He sighed with concern.

Having stayed in the dorm for a while, he found it hard to imagine that Wen Yang would turn into a playboy that can seduce any girl into his arm in the future. He also didn’t want to accept Zhang Shaoqing becoming the Hentai story bad end villain.

What’s more, his role in the book seems to be that of a heroine, the kind that’s written to be conquered by Wen Yang.

That thought bring fear into him, he’s currently a perfectly fine male, he couldn’t suddenly become a girl overnight, right?

“How about we eat at this Sichuan restaurant?”

Ning Chu’s eyes went dark, and he bumped his head into Zhang Shaoqing’s back, taking two steps back with his nose covered.

Zhang Shaoqing’s figure didn’t sway at all. Instead, he turned around blankly, “Why did you bump into me?”

“…”

“You’re the one who is treating us, so we are fine eating whatever.” Wang Jie asked from the side, “Is this Sichuan restaurant good?”

“Not sure, but you heard the advertisement right? Spend over two hundred, and you get a box of beer.”

Ning Chu rubbed his sore and red nose, silently complaining about Zhang Shaoqing generous and exceptionally good at living.

He followed the footsteps of his three roommates and entered the private room of the restaurant. Sitting down absent-mindedly, he stared at a painting in the room.

“Daydreaming again. I wonder what he thinks about all day.” Zhang Shaoqing glanced at Ning Chu, who was in a daze, picked up the menu, and greeted, “Order, order, don’t save money for me.”

While waiting for the dishes, a box of liquor had already been opened.

Ning Chu was pushed, and he snapped out of his daze, only to see Wen Yang sitting beside him, pouring a glass of wine for him.

“Here, have some, don’t always daydream and be unsociable.”

“Uh-huh.”

He casually pushed the wine glass back, “I’m allergic to alcohol, give me a cola.”

In this dangerous world, with male leads and antagonists all around him, how could he dare to drink? What if the plot related to him advanced prematurely?

Ning Chu went to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of cola, and as he returned, he turned his head with a bit of suspicion towards Wen Yang.

Why is this guy staring at me?

He’s always sensitive to eye contact and could feel Wen Yang’s gaze on him.

From standing up and leaving the private room to coming back with cola, Wen Yang’s eyes always lingered on him.

“What’s up?”

“I feel like you’ve gained weight.” Wen Yang muttered, turning his gaze away.

Gained weight?

Ning Chu scratched his head, looking down at himself.

Although he was sitting in a relaxed posture, there was no excess fat on his stomach. His figure could be described as slim and weak; he couldn’t see any signs of gaining weight.

Where did he gain weight?

The gaze shifted from the stomach to the legs in shorts, then to the slender arms and the chest.

Nothing unusual.

“Tomorrow is military training, huh?” Wen Yang leaned to the side, making space for the waiter serving the dishes, complaining, “My friends are starting military training after the National Day, why are we so early?”

With the food on the table, the people at the table exchanged cups and enjoyed the meal. Although Ning Chu was full of concerns, he didn’t fall behind in eating.

Why think so much? Fill the stomach first.

Even if he were the girl destined to be ‘feasted’ by his roommates in the novel, it wasn’t something to consider right now.

They left around six, and the four roommates finished eating around eight.

Wen Yang stood up first, glanced at Wang Jie lying on the table unconscious, looked at Zhang Shaoqing, who was pouring air into an empty wine bottle while hugging it, sighed helplessly, “I knew they would drink too much.”

“Let’s go, the two of us…” He looked at Ning Chu’s thin figure and shook his head resignedly, “I’ll take them back.”

“I’ll help you support them.”

Ning Chu happily complied, getting up to assist in putting Wang Jie and Zhang Shaoqing on Wen Yang’s shoulders.

With shoulders pressed against Wen Yang’s sides, standing up, taking a step forward, his body swayed left and right, almost falling.

“This won’t work…” Ning Chu furrowed his brows, turned around and left the private room, “Put them down, wait for me outside!”

“Where are you going?”

Wen Yang was a bit worried, but he saw Ning Chu’s figure rushing out of the private room.

His expression was a bit strange, and after putting down the two drunkards, he mumbled to himself in confusion, “Why does Ning Chu’s figure look like a girl?”

In just a few minutes, Ning Chu had already returned with a small trolley. He smiled triumphantly, “I borrowed a trolley from the restaurant, although it’s a bit dirty, but they shouldn’t mind.”

It was a four-wheeled trolley used by the restaurant for transporting ingredients, not too big.

“Great!” Wen Yang looked surprisingly pleased.

He always thought his roommate was introverted, but in just a few minutes, he had communicated with the restaurant and borrowed a trolley.

Zhang Shaoqing hadn’t fallen asleep yet. He sat on the trolley, hugging his knees, curled up, trying to occupy as little space as possible.

Wang Jie also reluctantly sat on the trolley. Two big men squeezed onto the trolley that wasn’t even a square meter, looking like a two-hundred-pound child.

“If they go back to school like this, they’ll ruin their reputation tomorrow.” Wen Yang laughed, pushing the trolley. Turning his head, he saw Ning Chu suddenly hide the phone he had raised behind his back.

“No problem, take their embarrassing moments, send me a couple of pictures when we get back to the dorm.”

Getting Wen Yang’s approval, Ning Chu’s eyes sparkled, shamelessly capturing the two drunks’ embarrassing moments from various angles and saving them on his phone.

Seeing Ning Chu’s lively behavior, different from usual, and looking at the slender legs in shorts and the white, delicate thighs that peeked out, Wen Yang squinted his eyes, his expression a bit hesitant.

“What do you want to ask?” Ning Chu noticed his subtle expression, asking, “I’ve had some family troubles recently, so I’m not in a good mood and don’t feel like talking. I seem more introverted and withdrawn, that’s all.”

“No, I was thinking that you…”

“Yeah?”

Wen Yang’s gaze moved over Ning Chu’s waist, legs, and hips, not knowing where to start. “Forget it.”

“You’re an interesting person. You start a sentence and leave people hanging.”

Ning Chu turned his head with a bit of anger, glaring at Wen Yang.

Even with a hint of anger, his big, watery eyes looked more like a girl’s coquettishness.

“Quick, say it! What’s the question?”

“Well… What shower gel do you use? I smelled it during dinner, quite nice.”

He paused, lowered his head to smell his own arm, then looked back at Wen Yang in confusion, “Where is the smell? I’ve been sweating a lot; isn’t there a sweaty smell?”

“Really?”

Ning Chu’s expression suddenly turned gloomy, “Then what else could it be?”

More and more signs made him realize that the role he played in this world was most likely the girl in the novel, the one who hid in the boys’ dormitory and was devoured by Wen Yang.

That’s so unfair!

The transmigratior in other stories all end up becoming a great person, recognized and praised by many,  at worst, they become a villain seeking revenge.

But why did he become one of the favored conquest of the male protagonist in this novel that are created to help some youngsters pleasure themself!?