I Have a Reason to Hate Streamers
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When you look at the voice and character, doesn’t it seem like the same person?
Even for those who haven’t shared their usernames, it looks like it’s the same person based on the pictures.

To sum it up, there’s this one Korean girl wrecking the upper ranks of the game, right?
If we gather all these videos, I bet we’ll end up with something fun to watch.

Oh, and I found a match she played against Sylphie too.

[Comments]

 

[Author: Winston L. Potter]
[Title: Tea-bagged Archer. Here’s the replay from the Teabag Girl.]
[Upvotes: 7,048]

There were so many requests for it, so here it is.
Luckily, the replay file was intact.

It’s mostly a scouting mission up to the two-minute mark, but by around the four-minute mark, she starts getting tied up.
First dunk happens at 5:17, so watch from there.
But seriously, why is this so popular?

I’ve attached the replay file too.

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_Gawol_781047.rep)

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[Author: XuGuanyu]
[Title: I got a video of the Teabag Girl vs. Guardian of the Souls.]
[Upvotes: 2,279]

Not a pleasant memory for me, but since everyone’s asking, here it is.
Give it some upvotes, will you?

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_Gawol_781011.rep)

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[Author: Nikolai Zuganov]
[Title: No matter how much you ask, I’m not sharing it.]

Defeat is just another step toward glory for a warrior.
As my victories are mine, so are my defeats.
I have no reason to share the steps of my journey with others.

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[Author: Nikolai Zuganov]
[Title: Uploading the replay per the conditions.]

It was a good match.
I will continue to train and improve.

(Attached file: AutoReplay_vs_Gawol_781096.rep)

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Not long ago, when I was struggling with intense cramps,
I couldn’t find any decent prey in the field, so I headed to the arena instead.
I had some fun messing around with foreign players there.

Now, those records have circled back to haunt me, like a boomerang.

 

[Your opponent has forfeited.]

There was that Guardian who I tormented with the undead.
The archer I drowned in seawater.
And that berserker who was so predictable that I tried a zero-hit challenge on him.

The faces of those I’d bullied flashed before my eyes one by one.
Some players seemed to have known all along and snickered; Luce, who was sitting in the front, couldn’t contain herself and covered her mouth.
Others stole glances at me, trying to act like they weren’t watching... but that was somehow more embarrassing.

The middle section of the video showed some decent footage.
Things like the fight with Camellia, where I climbed on her weapon or used the chain scythe.
Naturally, the battle with Haruka was also included.

The real issue was the end of the video.
It closed with a close-up of me looking up at Haruka.

 

"Now, this was probably the most anticipated highlight. Shall we get a word from our star?"

Suddenly, the announcer was sauntering over to me.
His unusually slow steps likely intended to give me some time to think of a response.
I should come up with something before Hoeun reached me.

Crap. What do I even say?
I can’t just blame it on my cramps.
Maybe I should say it wasn’t intentional? Not that anyone would believe that.

...Now that I think about it, why should I even make excuses?
Shouldn’t they just have played better?
It’s not my fault they got owned.
Why are the losers acting all smug?

"Gawol, this is your first interview, right? People know your voice, but you’ve always been quite secretive. How about greeting your viewers?"
"Oh... Hello. I’m Gawol, an assassin on the Korean server."
"Wow, what a lovely voice. Such a calm voice, but your gameplay is so intense! How does that happen?"
"Well, I guess I just do what’s fun. It’s my way of finding entertainment. Just playing isn’t that fun on its own."

I decided to be somewhat honest.
I did it for the thrill, so what’s the big deal?

Hoeun’s eyes widened, followed by a broad grin.

"Hahaha! The players in those videos are quite skilled, but you seem to have high standards. Can we expect this same notorious gameplay in the arena?"
"I think so... If I have the energy, I can dunk anyone into the ocean. If they’re not into the ocean, I can find somewhere else."
"Wonderful! Here we have the dark horse of this arena—Gawol, ready to stir things up at any moment!"

The introductions and highlights of other players continued after me.

For Luce, they focused on her steadfast Paladin playstyle and personal storyline, while Traveler was praised for his relentlessness.
Each highlight reel was so well-made that I lost track of time watching them all. Even mine... turned out pretty well, I must admit.

After the highlights ended, the group draw officially began.
The key here was to avoid tough opponents and pick favorable matchups for my group.
This time, the draw followed a snake draft format.

The top seeds for the eight groups were assigned based on qualifying order.
Top seeds got to pick first, then the selected players would take turns picking.

"Cerberus, you’re up first. Many are curious about your pick—any player you’re particularly wary of?"
"Hmm... If I had to choose, I’d say Sylphie. Witches are tricky for my class."

The interview seemed casual enough.
But there was something about his words that rubbed me the wrong way.

"So, you’re saying... Reaper, Luce, and Leme aren’t tough competitors?"
"No, that’s not what I think. I have an advantage over Reaper, and I’m confident against other warrior classes. Besides, why fear someone I’ve already beaten?"

Ah, there it was.
From the start, Cerberus didn’t consider anyone outside the European players as true competitors.

It was practically a taunt toward Luce.
Even I felt annoyed, though Luce seemed unfazed.
Or maybe not entirely.

There was a slight rigidity in Luce’s breathing.

"Well, that’s a statement worthy of a European powerhouse. Let’s see Cerberus’s pick!"

Cerberus walked up to the center stage and selected a name without hesitation.
The first slot in Group A was filled by a warrior from China, a safe choice that wouldn’t likely pick Sylphie next.
It was a cautious and logical decision.

The other groups made safe picks too, mostly choosing favorable matchups.
The less-known players were the first sacrifices, and I wasn’t given any special treatment.

"Reaper, will you stick to your preference for mage classes? Oh, he’s picked Gawol! Gawol will be first in Group E!"

I could see why he made that choice.
At the end of the day, I’m still an amateur.
From a pro’s perspective, I probably seem a bit easier to handle.

They probably think I’m an easy target, especially since I’m not well-known overseas.
I understand that, but it still hurts my pride.

Reaper’s character was a young boy with dark circles.
Rumor had it that he based the look on his real-life appearance.
There was something unpleasant about his demeanor.

Our eyes met, and we didn’t exchange a word.
I’ll make sure you regret this.

"Reaper, you’ve chosen another assassin class. Does this mean you’re confident in same-class matchups?"
"Firewood fighters are too weak, and muscleheads are boring to fight."
"So, he finds spellcasters low-stakes and warrior classes too slow."

Hoeun nailed the translation.
See, he’s a real piece of work.
Show some respect for your opponents.

"So, does this mean you’re hoping for a good fight against Gawol?"
"Yes. It’s been a while since Korea produced a decent assassin. Honestly, the standards have been disappointing."

Wait, what?
Maybe he’s not so bad after all.

Looking at Reaper again, I felt a bit differently.
Yes, that’s a respectable mindset.
Anyone with a strong will can be a friend of mine.

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