My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

Three years after entering the palace, Yongning Palaceā€™s Beautiful Lady Yan Shu, has still never met the Emperor.

The palace full of concubines tried to win his favour, only she, immersed in a melon eating system, has no time to spare for him.

[The heir of Marquis Lin Wu isnā€™t his son, tsk tsk.]
[A high ranking official in the conservative Ministry of Rites is unexpectedly taking part in a taboo relationship with his own daughter-in-law!!!]
[Grand Princess Yi Maā€™s prince consort has unexpectedly raised several concubines outside!]
Everyday is filled with gossip, who would still remember who the Emperor was?

How would she know that one day, she actually ate a shockingly big melonā€”ā€”

[The iron-blooded Emperor who seems cold and aloof on the surface actually suffers from an unspeakable unmentionable disease.]
Yan Shu, ā€œ!!! No wonder he never enters the harem!ā€

Waitā€¦

There seems to be something wrong somewhereā€¦ then what did she enter the palace for?!!

The new Emperor, Yu Wen Lan, has two secrets.

Since his ascension to the throne, he has gradually lost his male functions; yet at the same time, he can read minds.

Getting used to seeing their false words and hypocritical faces every day, he grew all the more unfeeling.

That was, until one day, he heard a special heartā€™s voiceā€”ā€”

[Isnā€™t this a f*cking waste of natural resources?]
Yu Wen Lan paused, narrowing his eyes to look in the direction of a delicately pretty and pure looking girl.

[God, for you to make such a handsome hunk unable to XX, doesnā€™t your conscience hurt at all?]
[Is there any way to revive it???]
[Ten-fold complete rejuvenation of spring pill, restoration of a man of character pill; if those donā€™t work, then have you tried return of the yang acupuncture?]
Yu Wen Lan, ā€œ???ā€

Until she ascended to the position of Empress, Yan Shu also didnā€™t know how she had jumped unreasonably on the Emperorā€™s bottom line repeatedly, yet had jumped straight in, becoming the first person to be in his heart.

Perhaps, it was just her good luck.

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